Mattel today announced the nationwide retail launch of the much anticipated Barbie Zionist doll collection. Israel's Likudnik Party and the Jewish Defense League have teamed up with Barbie® to create dolls in the likeness of some of the revered figures in mythological Jewish History.
To celebrate this bold new line, Mattel, after first seeking permission from Israel, will first release the "Zionist Barbie®" Condi" doll, to help Israel celebrate 60 years of history.
Contacted for comment, Israeli PM Ehud Olmert said that to have the Condi doll as the first "Zionist Barbie" was a good choice. "Mattel show its market savvy by rolling out the 'Condi ZioBarbie®', said Olmert. "In a lot of ways, both the Barbie doll and Secretray Rice are a lot alike. They both are very flexible--for the owner, laughed Olmert and both can be configured to do anything we, I mean the owner of the doll wants," stated Olmert.
So far, the "Condi ZioBarbie®" accessories include an unlimited number of airline tickets to the Middle East, a shoe collection numbering in the thousands and custom made set of kneepads.
The next "ZioBarbie®" doll set for release is to be the "Hillary." A Mattel spokesperson said the "Hillary" would be modeled on an American presidential candidate who is actually a closet Zionist and avid Israeli-firster. Mattel said they would not give away too many details on this next "ZioBarbie®" doll, except to say that the "Hillary" version would be more flexible than the Condi doll and its accessories would include a stain resistant blue dress and 10,000 nuclear weapons, to be placed at Israel's disposal.
The dolls will be available at major retailers nationwide beginning in November 2007 for a price yet to be disclosed.
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