Report: 'Bush the Decider' related to 'Vlad the Impaler'
Most of Bush's ancestors came to America in colonial times, and through them he -- like tens of thousands of other Americans -- is related to a large number of earlier presidents, as well as to both Dick Cheney and John Kerry.
Bush also turns out to be related to Vlad the Impaler -- the medieval tyrant who was one of the inspirations for the fictional Count Dracula. Some critics might say that Bush has certain things in common with Vlad.
Vlad was a paranoid and bloodthirsty despot, however, who ruled through torture and murder.
According to Crime Library, "During his tenure, he killed by the droves, impaling on a forest of spikes around his castle thousands of subjects who he saw as either traitors, would-be traitors or enemies to the security of Romania and the Roman Catholic Church. Sometimes, he slew merely to show other possible insurgents and criminals just what their fate would be if they became troublesome. A pamphlet published in Nuremburg, Germany, immediately following his death in 1476, tells of his burning beggars after allowing them free food at his court. 'He felt they were eating the people's food for nothing, and could not repay it,' the broadside explains."
Vlad was a paranoid and bloodthirsty despot, who ruled thru murder and torture. Which is also an apt description of the bloodthirsty, homicidal maniac, who stole the White House in both 2000 and 2004. None other than "Count Bush."
And like Vlad, Bush likes to butcher people he deems troublesome, like the poor people of Iraq, who bear the brunt of Bush's murderous fantasies on a daily basis.
The Bush/Cheney cabal, is a gang of paranoid, bloodthirsty killers, who get their kicks out of the suffering and misery they cause others.
The "Count" would be pleased to know a distant relative is carrying on his unholy work.