Hebron--Today, Israel Defense Forces, acting on an anonymous tip, responded to a peace demonstration in the West Bank.
Upon arrival, the brave men and women of the IDF found a peaceful crowd of demonstrators protesting a series of Palestinian homes being demolished.
The resolute IDF troopers observed that the peace demonstrators were at fault for the local Hasidic settlers throwing rocks and pieces of animal dung at them, since the protesters would not stop chanting "Give Peace a Chance."
Seeing that the Hasidic Jews were in danger of running out of objects to throw at the peace demonstrators, the IDF decided to take action.
The leading protester, an individual only identified as a "J. Christ," implored the D9 armored bulldozer driver to not crush any more homes. With that provocation, a special squad of IDF special forces troopers rushed in, beating the subversive Christ into a coma, then threw the troublemaker into the path of the oncoming D9 armored bulldozer.
Christ made no effort to get out of the way of the D9 dozer and as a result of his frivolous actions, was crushed not once, not twice, but three different times by the brave D9 dozer operator.
The IDF issued a press release, saying that they would investigate and see if J. Christ caused any harm to the 80 ton D9 dozer and if they found Christ did cause the heavily armored bulldozer any harm, they would send that same dozer into Nazareth to crush the house of this terrorists home, where his parents, Mary and Joseph, live.
Reporting from Hebron, this is Dov Thugstein, for the Holocaust™ News Service
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