"Madame Secretary, thank you for taking time out from your month long vacation for this interview. "
"Let's start with the situation in Georgia. What type of weapons is the Bush White House shipping to Georgia?"
"Arrf, arrff, arf, aRFFFF, ARFF, arf, bark, bark arrff"
"Interesting. Will the US send more troops to Georgia?"
"ARFFFF. arf, arffffff, ARF, ARF, ARF... bark...bar..."
At this point in the interview, the Secretary takes a break to use her hind leg to vigorously scratch some fleas behind her left ear.
"Madame Secretary, is the US going to back Israel when that country attacks Iran?"
"ARF, ARF, ARF, ARFFFFFFFFFFF"
Another distraction. It seems that Israeli Foreign Minister Livni has entered the room. Rice runs over to Livni, obviously excited and they both start circling each other and smelling each others butts.
After a couple of minutes of this, the Secretary returns.
"Madame Secretary, is it true that you are hoping to stay in office in the next administration?
"Arrrff, ARFFFF, arf, arf, arfffff........."
Rice becomes extremely agitated and starts jumping up and down. She trots over to a mangy-looking, diseased dog that everyone in the neighborhood calls "George."
Rice starts panting, then raises her tail and George mounts her violently from behind. The ruckus they make with their yelping and barking is too much for this interviewer.
I conclude the interview to find a bucket of cold water.
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