Tuesday, September 16, 2008

White House Talking Point Memo to Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh & Bill O'Reilly

FROM: White House Press Office
TO: Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh & Bill O'Reilly
SUBJECT: Wall Street, Israel and those damned Muslims

Gentleman, with Wall Street finally getting over it's drunken orgy of looting and greed, and the bar tab exhausted, it's time to reinforce to the American public the time honored boogeyman we and our Israeli friends have spent decades sculpting, the Muslims.

This memo is basically a repeat of the other ones, so this is a gentle reminder to keep repeating to your readers that it’s those crazy Muzzies that are destroying our country, because they hate our freedoms.

We must not, at ANY costs, allow Americans to wake up from their slumber and actually start thinking for themselves, that is a luxury we can not afford.

Let's briefly touch on some salient points that you should be reinforcing every broadcast

*Iran has the "bomb," and is planning on using that bomb on America. Remember to implant this in your listeners minds EVERY show you make. As was successfully proven in the months leading up to the invasion of Iraq, lies, repeated endlessly, by multiple sources, work!!

*The Israeli's are our only friend in the ME. DO NOT under any circumstances let on some kook who wants to talk about the 1967 Israeli attack on the USS Liberty, that is VERBOTEN.

*It’s those “towel heads” that are ravaging our country, not Wall Street. Those "Muzzies" are responsible for the financial turmoil in the markets. Throw in some lame ass lines about Arab rug dealers and … excuse me for a minute, I had to laugh, you know!!!

And those other Arabs, the Persians of Iran, are also responsible for most of the world’s troubles, not Wall Street. That’s why we must bomb them NOW–Always emphasize this point.

Wall Street is our friend and buddy who always has the interest of Joe Six Pack in mind, not their own. Oh lord, now I’m laughing so hard my ribs are aching.. excuse me, back to the memo.

Jesus H. Christ guys, if the American public ever found out who is really behind the destruction of America, we’d be in deep doo-doo.

So please stick to the basic point “Wall Street Good, Double Good!!" and let the MSM networks, like PNN–the Pentagon News Network, inflame the passions of hatred and stupidity by always portraying those mean and nasty Muzzies in a negative light.

By following this advice, not only can we escape jail time, we can also escape with serious amounts of money looted from the US Treasury.

Yours,
Dana Perino
WH Press Secretary

P.S. See you in Lichtenstein!!!

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