1. Goys and girls pay attention. There’s just one day left until the event of the summer takes place and it is an ever so special event marking the legalization of spying on the United States on behalf of Israel. Get your tickets now and cash in.
Yes! AIPAC is Sellebrating May Day at its annual Traitors Conference that opens this Sunday under the theme of “Selling Out America is Fun for the Whole Tribe!”.
This year there will be even more booths and workshops than ever before. You’ll be able to buy classified documents about Iran, China, Egypt, US military technology and the sexual piccadillos of your perverted congressmen (they’ve got some great photos too). Plus, if you pay an extra $1,000 dollars, you can attend the workshop that will reveal whether or not Barrack Hussein Obama is a natural born citizen. Be one of the few to really know and then you too can blackmail the hell out of the White House. Rahm Emmanuel will be leading that oh so special workshop. Unfortunately, the workshop won’t be held on Air Force One while it flies around Manhattan just a few feet away from tall buildings. The test drive for that one didn’t work out as planned. But hell, we’ve got a great room at the hotel and the booze is on the taxpayer!
Register now before it’s too late. Here’s a sneak preview of what’s in store.
The Happy Hooker: Mossad Jane Harman on How She got to be the 2nd Richest Member of Congress That 500 MILLION you acquired didn't come cheap, did it, Jane.
Mossad Jane (right) and Israeli Knesset Speaker Dalia Itzik in Israel.
(Psst, hey Jane, you're getting too much sun on your face. Instead of lying on your back, try kneeling for awhile. Your MOSSAD handlers will appreciate either position!)
We hear at Mantiq al-Tayr that Nancy Pelosi may be joining this discussion, taking the place of Deborah Jeanne Palfrey. That’s just a rumor, of course.
Sino-Semitic Relations: How to Sell US Technology to China
This profitable seminar will be run by Jonathan Pollard... Let's not forget Pollard's other achievments in helping Israel, like all of those nuclear launch codes that Pollard stole for Israel that were given to our #1 enemy at the time, the USSR!!!
“The Iran Portfolio at the CIA – for Sale”
Join Larry Frankly, Steve Rosen, Keith Weissman and “Judge” T.S. Ellis as they auction off material gathered at great personal risk by CIA assets working in the most dangerous places on earth. Really cool stuff. They will even autograph the documents for you.
Now the workshop below is a personal favorite of mine. Hope to see you there.
ISRAEL TODAY - A LIGHT UNTO THE NATIONS: UPHOLDING HUMAN RIGHTS IN THE FIGHT AGAINST TERRORISM
OR: HOW TO KILL CHILDREN AND YELL “ANTI-SEMITISM” AT THE SAME TIME
This one will be run by Brig. Gen. Michael HerZOG Chief of Staff, Defense Minister Ehud Barak.
The people below will not be in attendance.
Neither will this person be attending Treason Fest™ 2009, for obvious reasons.
Remember, US Senators and Reps, if you choose to actually represent your constituents and NOT attend the AIPAC Traitors Ball, you'll be targeted for elimination in the 2010 elections.
That's not a threat, but a promise!