Thursday, August 27, 2009

More Glorious News from the Iraqi Front, Comrade!

Southern Iraq Facing Dire Water Shortage
Iraqi officials are warning that southern Iraq is facing the worst water shortage since the dawn of Iraqi civilization. Up to two million people could be left without electricity, and almost as many could be deprived of drinking water. Electricity in Nasiriyah, Iraq’s fourth-largest city, has dropped 50 percent over the last three weeks.
"Yes, Comrade, many praises for our most glorious leaders who always bring holy victory to our never ending wars for Empire and Israel! By staying on our Dear Leader's five year plan, we should be able to eliminate several million more Iraqi's without having fired a shot!!

"We are seeing similar gains in our most righteous campaign in Afghanistan and will soon be repeating this tried and true manner of victory in Iran."

"Long live the Fatherland!"


A Forgotten Humanitarian Disaster
The sixth anniversary of the invasion of Iraq is a sad occasion for the balance sheet: during six years of occupation 1.2 million citizens were killed, 2,000 doctors killed, and 5,500 academics and intellectuals assassinated or imprisoned. There are 4.7 million refugees: 2.7 million inside the country and two million have fled to neighbouring countries, among which are 20,000 medical doctors. According to the Red Cross, Iraq is now a country of widows and orphans: two million widows as a consequence of war, embargo, war again and occupation, and five million orphans, many of whom are homeless (estimated at 500,000). Almost a third of Iraq's children suffer from malnutrition. Some 70 per cent of Iraqi girls no longer go to school. Medical services, not so long ago the best in the region, have totally collapsed: 75 per cent of medical staff have left their jobs, half of them have fled the country, and after six years of "reconstruction" health services in Iraq still do not meet minimum standards. Because of the use of depleted uranium in ammunition by the occupation, the number of cancer cases and miscarriages has drastically increased.

"JA, just think Comrade, VE have spread depleted uranium, the SILENT DEATH, over many of Israel's 'existential enemies.' Soon, Israel will be able to realize its dream of being overlord of most of the Middle East.... The Arabs will be too sick to fight back."

"ZE best news coming out this week Comrade, are the reports of a pending deal on Israel pulling back from its settlements. ZIS is ZE best one, Comrades, as Israel will agree to a deal written in vague language that has no oversight or enforcement mechanism and no reference to any UN resolutions. In return, Zionists will give the USA the privilege of ruining Iran's economy.... for starters!"

5 comments:

  1. if these crimes are being commited by Americans, why are you using a fake German accent, Greg?
    Comrade? aren't they Soviet Russians? So who are you trying to make fun of? Germans, Russians?
    Grow up! It is clear you are still being brainwashed.

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  2. JA, you have no sense of sarcasm, JA!

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  3. Anon

    Thats a well know mental desease, called "wish we had a fuhrer"
    usualy effects rednecks.......

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  4. Well, that's a relief! They were in dire need of a new method for killing brown people, at the rate of 250,000 bullets per "insurgent" we can't keep up in the ammo dept! Plus, with all that waste I can't get .223 for a decent price anymore! And, apparently the anon's are unfamiliar with the Zionist origins of the Marxist lingo and their philosophy of the greater good "comrade," the greater good of God's one and only "ChosenTM" that is.

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  5. I figured it was a faux yiddish accent.

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