Just contact one of our customer service reps at the CIA or MOSSAD, using our 1-800 number. From there, Easy Street is only days away. There's no heavy lifting or strenuous work involved, as our CIA and MOSSAD special ops personnel will do the work for you! We'll supply the high explosives, the vehicles to be used and will even drive them into place, all you have to do after hearing that a truck bomb exploded in a crowded market place or mosque is to call one of our associates at the CNN or FOX News bureau in your area and claim responsibility for the attack.
Our top earning associates can claim a bonus by sending in a video recording that shows you wearing a balaclava and dark eyeglasses, standing in front of the camera with an AK47 and shouting "Death to America, Death to Israel" as you state that your al Qaeda™ (insert location) group was responsible for that vehicle bomb and hinting at more death and destruction!
What can you lose, as we supply the explosives, set them into place and detonate them while you wait at home for our signal!
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