Sunday, February 28, 2010

Hemorrhoid to be named after Rep. Michele Bachmann, says AMA

Washington--The American Medical Association today announced they were naming a newly found hemorrhoid after Minnesota Republican Congresswoman Michele Bachmann.

Dr. Ima Putz, AMA head, said the recently found hemorrhoid is a "particularly nasty one, that is resistant to all forms of surgery and medication. You could say the "Bachmann Anusitis" is a real pain in the ass, and you'd be correct."

Pictures of the impossible to ignore or get rid of "Bachmann Anusitis"

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"My sympathy is with anyone who has a Bachmann Anusitis stuck on their rectum, since it's very painful and always oozing puss from its mouth-like maw. So far, the only remedy is to remove the microphone from the Bachmann Anusitis to get it to close," said Dr. Putz.

Dr. Putz added that the AMA's main concern is that Bachmann Anusitis doesn't go viral and turn millions of normal anuses into infected "Bachmann Anusitis" assholes come November 2012.

Another Orwellian Nightmare: Proclaiming Justice to the Nations


Michelle (America 'cursed' by God 'if we reject Israel') Bachmann, congresswoman from MN, brings her crack pipe tour for Israel to Nashville on Sunday at the National Religious Broadcasters Convention.

She will be the keynote speaker at the International Christian Prayer and Action Dinner for Israel sponsored by Proclaiming Justice to the Nations.

9 comments:

kennyrk2 said...

This disease seems to have reached epidemic proportions with over 90 members of congress infected along with Hillary.

J'Post reports ...

http://www.jpost.com/MiddleEast/Article.aspx?id=169717

Lone Wolf said...

hahaha

Musique said...

that's what buchmann's tits look like after being twisted over and over by her judeo handlers and she keeps on licking 'em like a good pet would.

簡單嗎 said...

haha~ funny! thank you for your share~ ........................................

hANOVER fIST said...

Michelle's hairdo is looking a bit off - did she change something?

Greg Bacon said...

Michelle's hairdo is looking a bit off - did she change something?

Nope. She just temporarily removed her head from hear ass for some makeup.

Guess what she uses for hair mousse?

Melody said...

Fucking asshole!

i WONDER IF Viagra Online WOULD HELP TO CURE SUCH AN AWFUL SICKNESS.

Anyway, thank for sharing such a greatly disgusting matter, Now I am heading to barf right away

Primož said...

These are some nasty pictures, huh. I wonder if you can get rid of hemorrhoidslike that?

Nurse Yna said...

This is a very interesting topic. How to stop your suffering. I care about for those people who suffer from the symptoms
of hemorrhoids. It is not easy, it is very nasty. You will feel the embarrassment while having pain, prickly and burning sensation on your bottom. And worse sometimes you will feel, you're the only one who suffers from it. Time to end it. There are so may ways to help you.

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