Dr. Ima Putz, AMA head, said the recently found hemorrhoid is a "particularly nasty one, that is resistant to all forms of surgery and medication. You could say the "Bachmann Anusitis" is a real pain in the ass, and you'd be correct."
Dr. Putz added that the AMA's main concern is that Bachmann Anusitis doesn't go viral and turn millions of normal anuses into infected "Bachmann Anusitis" assholes come November 2012.
Another Orwellian Nightmare: Proclaiming Justice to the Nations
Michelle (America 'cursed' by God 'if we reject Israel') Bachmann, congresswoman from MN, brings her crack pipe tour for Israel to Nashville on Sunday at the National Religious Broadcasters Convention.
She will be the keynote speaker at the International Christian Prayer and Action Dinner for Israel sponsored by Proclaiming Justice to the Nations.