The suspect was cornered at a local mosque, where a shootout ensued, ending with the death of the subject. Police say that the Secret Service has found the sniper rifle, an Iranian made Steyr.
A high ranking White House official, speaking off the record, said that Iran's fingerprints were all over this murder of a much beloved American president.
As this article was going to print, Vice-President Joe Biden was being sworn in as president and is said to be calling in the Joint Chiefs of Staff to choose what military response there will be to this heinous crime.
The White House issued a short press release, saying that "President Biden is aghast at this unprovoked act of terror, committed by elements of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. President Biden says Americans will take their grief and turn it into a mighty sword, to smite the enemies of this republic."
The White House also stated that due to certain "terrorist" elements lurking on the web, the Internet will be shutdown, but only long enough for the Department of Homeland Security to install the protective "Overlord" software so that the Internet will cease to be breeding grounds for terror and insurrection.
Reporting from Los Angeles, this is Binyamin Nerdfinkel for Holocaust™ News
It wouldn't take much. All the Israeli intelligence service MOSSAD has to do is fine tune their Kennedy's assassinations model.
Only this time, instead of a "Palestinian" killing the president, it will be an "Iranian" who pulls the trigger, putting Joe "I'm a Zionist" Biden in charge of the nation's nuclear arsenal.
And away we go to WW III. All for the benefit of our bestest friend and buddy in the ME, Israel.
Norman Podhoretz wets his "Depends" just thinking about this scenario.
Alan Dershowitz likes to curl up in bed, thinking long and hard about this scenario while using his hands to stroke his "fantasies" of manipulating the US into bombing Iran.
Laying next to Alan is Daniel Pipes, wearing a stain sodden blue dress he borrowed from Monica Lewinsky.
Elie Weasel and his supple mouth are there, to assist any that might be experiencing "erectile dysfunction."
And hiding in a "secure, but undisclosed" closet, is one of the 9/11 false-flag architects, "Big Dick" Cheney.
But the "Dick" is too busy counting his well earned shekels to join in this macabre "Dances with Fist" celebration.