The suspect was cornered at a local mosque, where a shootout ensued, ending with the death of the subject. Police say that the Secret Service has found the sniper rifle, an Iranian made Steyr.
A high ranking White House official, speaking off the record, said that Iran's fingerprints were all over this murder of a much beloved American president.
As this article was going to print, Vice-President Joe Biden was being sworn in as president and is said to be calling in the Joint Chiefs of Staff to choose what military response there will be to this heinous crime.
The White House issued a short press release, saying that "President Biden is aghast at this unprovoked act of terror, committed by elements of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. President Biden says Americans will take their grief and turn it into a mighty sword, to smite the enemies of this republic."
The White House also stated that due to certain "terrorist" elements lurking on the web, the Internet will be shutdown, but only long enough for the Department of Homeland Security to install the protective "Overlord" software so that the Internet will cease to be breeding grounds for terror and insurrection.
Reporting from Los Angeles, this is Binyamin Nerdfinkel for Holocaust™ News
It wouldn't take much. All the Israeli intelligence service MOSSAD has to do is fine tune their Kennedy's assassinations model.
Only this time, instead of a "Palestinian" killing the president, it will be an "Iranian" who pulls the trigger, putting Joe "I'm a Zionist" Biden in charge of the nation's nuclear arsenal.
And away we go to WW III. All for the benefit of our bestest friend and buddy in the ME, Israel.
Norman Podhoretz wets his "Depends" just thinking about this scenario.
Alan Dershowitz likes to curl up in bed, thinking long and hard about this scenario while using his hands to stroke his "fantasies" of manipulating the US into bombing Iran.
Laying next to Alan is Daniel Pipes, wearing a stain sodden blue dress he borrowed from Monica Lewinsky.
Elie Weasel and his supple mouth are there, to assist any that might be experiencing "erectile dysfunction."
And hiding in a "secure, but undisclosed" closet, is one of the 9/11 false-flag architects, "Big Dick" Cheney.
But the "Dick" is too busy counting his well earned shekels to join in this macabre "Dances with Fist" celebration.
very irresponsible ... satire or no. It gave me, on the reader, a huge start.... I've been working w/o any news around me. really
ReplyDeletei thought it bad written
and not such a thoroughly thought out idea either.
If they do a JFK on him I imnagine it'll be at Daley Plaza, Chicago
ReplyDeleteAs for 'irresponsibility' the continuing psychlogical traumatizing of the US people allows for posts like this to come out.
People , I feel, are at their wit's end as the TRaumocracy trundles ever on, to which this blogs appears to be a response.
cheers
We need to let the bastards know that we're keeping an eye on them.
ReplyDeletegreg just put a 'satire' in the title so people don't be wetting their pants and turning you into the authorities.
ReplyDeleteGreg actually did that. these f*ucktards have noting better to do but wetting panties specially made for the hermaphrodites. :D
ReplyDeleteso people don't be wetting their pants and turning you into the authorities
ReplyDeleteIf the PTB have time for me, they've got too much time on their hands.
Just consider Greg's posting as fair warning that the Scumbags-Currently-In-Power will NOT get away with a secondary blatant murder of a U.S. president.
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Where do these goons and thugs come from?
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