Friday, April 9, 2010

Glenn Beck Committed to Insane Asylum

FOX News--Glenn Beck, famous FOX News host and radio commentator, today was committed to the Rupert Murdoch Asylum for the Criminally Insane, due to this erratic and sometimes violent behavior, says Benny Nuttyahoo, Mr. Beck's personal guru and CEO of the asylum.

A FOX News press release stated that staffers on Beck's show had become concerned when Glen had taken to wearing late 18th Century Colonial style clothing, telling people he was actually Thomas Jefferson and not Glenn Beck, and had threatened several with a black powder pistol if they did not address him as 'Thomas Jefferson,' the world's greatest mind and author.

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"Mr. Beck is resting comfortably, thanks to the physicians injecting 500 mg of Thorazine into his over-taxed cerebral cortex," said Nuttyahoo. "Mr. Beck will undergo a treatment of electrical shocks, massive injections of Thorazine and group therapy with others currently in our asylum, like former president GW Bush, who had snorted some cocaine, then snuck into his parents house, killed his father and was engaging in sexual intercourse with his mother before Secret Service agents could pry them apart with a crowbar" added Nuttyahoo.

"Our staff of physicians from Tel Aviv's "Ben Gurion Institute for Murderous Psychopaths" had originally prescribed a frontal lobotomy for Beck, but the exploratory operation showed that Beck had most of his cerebral matter removed accidentally by a Mohelot Rabbi performing a bris on his brain at birth, so we opted for a different strategy," said Beck's personal physican, Dr. Ehud Barak.

11 comments:

  1. If only. LMAO

    Thanks for the chuckle

    C

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  2. Speaking of chuckles, I turned on Hannity last night and he was interviewing a congressional candidate,sorry I don't remember his name, but the guy was wearing a yarmulke. It didn't take him long to express his undying love for Israel. He may as well have been wearing a sign saying "I am a jew and pandering for jewish money."

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  3. Yep -visual shorthand for mentally impaired.

    It’s going to take more than ruby slippers to get back to Kansas from this nightmare. At least the wizard’s curtain can’t hide him much longer.

    C

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  4. I don't remember his name, but the guy was wearing a yarmulke. It didn't take him long to express his undying love for Israel.

    Hell, about 75% of Congress ought to be wearing a Yid Lid.

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  5. Those not openly wearing the Yid Lid (I liked that one) are required to have the letter W tattooed on each butt cheek. That way, when they bend over for the campaign contributions it magically spells WOW.

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  6. Guess the internet trolls don’t appreciate humour. I put up the WOW post at 9:14 (blog time) and it’s still not up (excuse the expression)on the main page. Heh ho

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  7. That way, when they bend over for the campaign contributions it magically spells WOW.

    But wouldn't their head stuck up their ass prevent WOW from being spelled?

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  8. That’s quite an image Greg. LOL

    Then their head would be flagged on each side with a crown – a double crowner if you will? (grin)

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  9. Then their head would be flagged on each side with a crown

    I like the way you think.

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  10. Thank you Greg. High praise indeed.

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  11. I have often thought the same thing. Man Coulter is another piece of work.

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