Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Girls, Girls, Girls!

Ahhh, there she is!!! My morning fix that substitutes for sex in my joyless marriage, the FOX News channel babe. You know the one ! !
She always sits front and center, in a skirt some might say is too short, but not to me and my drooling brethren.

Look, she's wiggling her hips so seductively. Many, she's got legs clean up to her... From the depths of my mind, I hear a screeching of sorts, intruding in on my morning brain sex orgy. "Honey, can you help me get dressed?"

FOX Holding Tryouts For a News Anchor Spot

Damn, it's the old battle axe, again rousing me from me dreams of exotic, mind numbing sex with one of the numerous FOX News sex surrogates.

Ignoring the background noise from what's her name, my eyes again turn to the blonde bimbo on FOX. Good grief!! She's tossing her hair back in that certain way all guys know means there's steamy SEX ahead. She's moving her hips, like she's getting ready to uncross her legs!!! Damn, maybe we're going to have a Sharon Stone moment here.

I know she's saying something about some financial crisis or some bombs or something being dropped somewhere, but who cares about that shit when you've got a live sex feed, courtesy of the world's #1 pimp, R. Murdoch.

Look, look, her skirt just slid up her gorgeous thighs another inch!!!! I must have died and went to heaven!!!! What the hell? Oh, it's that screeching noise again... Doesn't she realize that the FOX News babe is there for me and ME alone... Well, and around sixteen or seventeen million other guys like me, but who's counting.

The FOX News babe doesn't care that I'm fat, balding and my beer gut is the size of a Buick. Noooo. She wants me as I is, in all my splendor or at least that's what my slightly warped mind is saying.

And did I mention her blouse that always seems to reveal a healthy chunk of her cleavage?? Damn. It doesn't get any better than this!!!

There's that screeching noise again. Dammit, doesn't my wife realize I'm in the throes of sexual bliss with my FOX News babe? What the hell does she want, to make love or some damned thing?

Who cares if my eyes are glazed over or if my neural synapses are getting clogged up?

And that's the way it is for millions of deprived if not depraved, American males each day. A trip to La-La land called FOX News that is actually a live TV feed sex show.

While the drooling millions wait for that "Sharon Stone" moment, FOX is able to subliminally slip into their brains propaganda about the 'Global War of Terror' against Islam. About Bin Laden. About why the U.S. just has to wage war against Iran, for our Israeli "friends." About how Israel is a "peace" loving nation.
That the Fed is the working man's friend...

About how more tax cuts for the rich and the Fortune 500 will actually benefit working class schmoes like me and my drooling at the mouth comrades who look forward each day to engaging the televised antics of FOX News Sex Adjuncts.

We're the Zombiefied, sexually stilted viewers of FOX News and we'll gladly repeat any lies or nonsense told us by the blonde bimbos sex surrogates posing as news anchors on FOX.

Just keep the live sex TV shows courtesy of FOX coming our way and we'll be putty in your hands, R.M.


Chris Moore said...

All true, but everything you wrote can also be applied to Zio-Bolshevik Hollywood and the limousine liberal leadership of the Democratic Party.

Face it, they're all on the same team and all pimping social, cultural, political and economic poison, and all getting rich by pitching neo-Marxist fantasies of lifelong free lunches based on Keynesian fiat currencies (backed at the barrel of a gun).

Murdoch certainly deserves his share of the blame, but so do all the other media-oligarchs (most of them Jewish Zionists) up and down establishment left-liberalism. They're no better, and probably worse, because they pose as "progressives" seeking "social justice" -- even as they plunder, rape and poison the country, and commit Middle East murder to keep the swindle going.

Greg Bacon said...

True, there's no longer two distinct parties, only one and that's the 'Wars for Israel and Wall Street' party that kisses up to the Fortune 500, Wall Street and Israel and gives the Pentagon blank checks while telling We the People to Piss Off, we don't have time for you morons.

And they bend over backwards to keep the world's largest counterfeiting outfit, the Fed, rolling along, unhindered.

Musique said...

America is going to get taken over by pole dancing muslims!

Guess what, Greg .....

Things are going to get worse-er(times 2), cause a half muzzie is the winner of this year’s Miss USA pageant. This has totally stirred the pot, all the concerned "israhell first America second" pundits - those we are forced to love over the years (thanks to JNN, JSNJbc & JOX) are losing their sleep at nights over this:

Daniel “shitty” Pipes, who publishes a right-leaning blog on Middle Eastern affairs, pointed to a "surprising frequency of Muslims winning beauty pageants." While allowing that "they are all attractive" — Pipes, a former board member of the U.S. Institute for Peace, posted pictures of several — he said that their victories "make me suspect an odd form of affirmative action."
"Miss Hezbollah is now Miss USA," declared conservative radio talk show host Debbie “Does both tel aviv & Wasington DC “Schlussel, saying that Fakih's relatives in Lebanonhad ties to the terrorist organization based there. Schlussel also said Fakih received some financial backing from onetime Hezbollahsupporter Imad Hamad — or, as Schlussel put it, Fakih's "bid for the pageant was financed by an Islamic terrorist." Suggesting the pageant was "rigged," Schlussel wrote off Fakih's victory to a "politically correct, Islamo-pandering climate."

Conservative blogger Michelle “I’m a superior chink cause I married a jew” Malkin saw a conspiracy afoot, too — generic rather than Muslim-specific this time. Malkin mocked Fakih as a "gaffetastic" contestant who tripped over her gown as well as over her answer to a question about birth control — exposing Fakih's ignorance, Malkin argued, about what constitutes a "controlled substance" and what the purpose of health care is. "Looks like the Miss USA pageant didn't want to risk the wrath of the open-borders mob," Malkin said.

Greg Bacon said...

Yes, I saw some of the mouth foamers going ballistic over the pageant.

They are programmed to lash out at anything positive that comes from Muslims, Islam, Arabs, Palestine, Lebanon, etc and this must have got their knickers in a big twist.

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