Thanks to my blood soaked record of gore and murder, my fellow countrymen gladly elected me Prime Minister.
One of my greatest accomplishments in life was helping with the 9/11 false-flag.
Right before I slipped into a well-deserved coma, my weight had ballooned to the point that there was a moon orbiting my humongous ass.
Who am I?
I was the smart-ass kid in high school everyone hated, but my Daddy's money kept me safe. I are such a dumb fuck I could barely pass high school and graduate from college, but my Daddy's money made lots of friends.
When I was governor, I set a record for the number of executions I signed off on, a record for killing that I continued after 9/11, which my favorite 'DICK,' tells me we helped make possible. To make sure I'd get into the WH in time so my favorite 'DICK' could help direct the 9/11 false-flag, my Daddy's money bought lots of goodwill in Florida.
Who am I?
I led one of the world's most ruthless and blood thirsty terrorist gangs, the Irgun. I personally led other Jew terrorists back in 1948 when we descended upon the peace loving Palestinian town of Deir Yassin. We went on a killing spree, shooting people in the head, disemboweling women and smashing babies heads against rocks... Yes, we knew how to have fun back then.
I knew we had to shock the world with our terrorist activities, by directing our self-absorbed rage against civilians, like my bombing of hotels so the world would let us steal Palestine just to get those crazy fuckers out of their hair. IT WORKED! Later, my fellow terrorists, murderers, rapists, liars, thieves and false-flag experts elected me head of the new state.
Who am I?
We are close to 100 million strong in the USA alone. We love to worship idols, so gawd fearing quacks like John Hagee have directed us to worship Israel and not Jesus... Wasn't he a Palestinian?
Each and every day, we pray for Israel and send her as much money as we can so those peace loving Israeli's can buy all the weapons in the world. Each day, we pray that some of those weapons will be used to set off a World War, so Jesus can take us up to Heaven on a mushroom cloud.
When the Gaza Aid Convoy approached our favorite tourist destination, we cheered and shouted "Hallelujah" when we saw the reports that our dear Israeli friends had shot unarmed peace activists in the head.
If you've ever been to one of our services where we 'talk in tongues,' you'd think we were either completely fucking crazy or on drugs.
I AM MANY, WE ARE ONE.
Who are We?