Thursday, October 21, 2010

DHS Starts I.D.I.O.T. Apprehension Squad

Washington--Department of Homeland Security officials announced today at a press conference that they would begin implementing their I.D.I.O.T. Apprehension Squad to round up those Americans who are so ignorant and mouthy that they are deemed too dangerous to be at-large.

I.D.I.O.T. stand for "IDIOT DETENTION and IMMINENT OBSERVATION TASK" force, said the Director of DHS, Janie Nappytano.

"We have done extensive studies on this plaque of idiots infecting and destroying our once, great nation and have set-up this task force to not only apprehend those idiots deemed to be the most dangerous, but to keep a keen eye on other idiots who are showing too much potential to become a full-blown moron," added Ms. Nappy.

DHS handed out a list of those idiots and morons who were being immediately rounded up and put away not for their own safety, but to keep this idiot infestation from going viral.

Some of the names on the I.D.I.O.T. list were Sarah Palin, nicknamed "Mother Idiot," Glenn Beck AKA "Majesty of the Morons," Bill O'Reilly, whose DHS codename was "Czar Slimeball," Ann Coulter, the "Bitchess of Blowhards," and Rush Limbaugh, who's known at DHS by his moniker, "Mouthpiece Moron."

DHS would not release any of the names on the "To Watch" list, but rumor has it that Minnesota Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann and perpetual presidential candidate 'Newt' Gingrich names were on that list.

DHS officials warned the public that these and other I.D.I.O.T.'s were to be considered highly dangerous and were armed with WMD's--WIDE MOUTHS OF DESTRUCTION--for Americans to keep a safe distance away and to ALWAYS turn off the TV or radio if some of their past ignoramus rants appeared on the screen or on the radio.



“hopelessness, fear and hate and a case of world class “stupid” has made the world’s greatest military power, not only a threat to world stability but an outright embarrassment”

5 comments:

  1. Anne Coulter the bitchess of blowhards?

    Mother Idiot for Sarah Palin!

    Where did you come up with these.
    Excellent

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  2. Where did I come up with these 'handles?'

    From the inner parts of my warped mind:)

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  3. "IDIOT DETENTION and IMMINENT OBSERVATION TASK"

    PERFECT!!

    It has all the potential to make into a big hit TV series, goyim will love 'em dearly. The show will be with a twist since all the I.D.I.O.T. force members will be saving the gello brained American goys from the evil muzzie invaders. Hava nagila as the theme song with touch of Bollywood & Shanghai, since we already know who are the next victims.

    Greg, may I suggest few more names to that list?

    sharon angel as sharia law crusher!
    militant terrorist situation" that has allowed Islamic religious law to take hold in some American cities.
    source

    brian kilmeade as coke snorting lois lane in drag!

    "not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslim."
    source

    And pastor terry jones as father savior with a split penis!

    Speaking of ....
    Pastor Terry Jones is given car for refraining from burning holy book?
    source

    HUH! It is almost like a rabbi who refrained from molesting a two year old but let's reward him for his good behavior - by giving him four year old to rape.

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  4. Hell, I could've made a small book out of the state sanctioned idiots out there that get paid BIG Bucks to shill for Israel.

    Like Juan Williams, who look like he got fired from NPR for his comment about getting nervous when sitting on a plane with Muslims dressed in their garb.

    At least they're up front about their religion, unlike many 'Tribe' members who blabber nonstop on the Zionist owned MSM and hold dual citizenship, which might come in handy if they have to get the hell out of Dodge.

    They can make Aliyah to the Mother Ship and live a life of luxury, enjoying some of that loot they helped steal from the USA.

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  5. Hell I look no more Muslim than Ann Coulter and the Glen Becks and Juan Williams hang around to talk to me like I am 'one of them' all the live long day. Little do they know that underneath it all I am one of the "swarthy" men with beards and they have as much to "fear"! And there are thousands of us (whitey Muslim all American types but anti zionist as hell) in America! Ignorant bastards (village idiots)

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