Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Osama Bin Laden and Rita Katz Announce Engagement!

Benjamin Netanyahu on Christians who are pro Israel ~"My opinion of Christian Zionists? They're scum. But don't tell them that. We need all the useful idiots we can get right now."

Tel Aviv--Apartheid Israeli Jews, American NeoCONS and most importantly, Zionists around the world cheered and raised a glass of Manischewitz wine when they heard on the ZOG network that Israeli Rita Katz, of SITE fame and everyone's favorite boogieman, Osama Bin Laden, had announced their wedding engagement.

"I couldn't believe it at first," said Israeli CRIME MINISTER Benny Nuttyahoo, "But they make a good match, since they play off each other so well. And they both know that they'll always be welcome here at Terror Central, the land of false-flag experts; con artists; mass murderers; thieves; liars and backstabbers, Apartheid Israel!"

The gushing bride-to-be, Ms. Katz, was all aglow when she appeared on TalmudVision, making the happy announcement, saying that Pastor John Hagee of Christians United for Israel would be flying over several plane loads of his flock to the ceremony, to be held at the Wailing Wall.

Ms. Katz's spokesperson, Adam Gadahn PEARLMAN, said they were going to ask former USA Vice-President Dick Cheney to be the Best Man, as soon as they could find out which bunker, in an undisclosed location, he was hiding.

Ehud Barak, in charge of Israel's defense, offense and setting off false-flags, like the most glorious 9/11, was ecstatic when he heard the news: "The pairing of two of our most precious assets will make it much it easier to sneak into the USA the weapons we need to keep those buffoons crapping in their britches, and we shouldn't have another mess like we did last week, when we tried to sneak some Israeli made landmines, that had Iranian markings on them, into America thru Canada, so we could pop off a few of those babies in the states, so those damned fools would raise hell and get Congress and our hand-picked idiot Obama to nuke Iran."

Orthodox Hasidic Jews in the West Bank celebrated by beating the hell out of some Palestinians and torching dozens of olive trees, the IDF showed their approval by shooting some kids in Gaza and the American bought and paid for Israeli Air Force clapped their approval by flying low over Gaza, faster than the speed of sound, setting off numerous sonic booms.

Reporting for Holocaust™ News and personally wishing these two love birds "Mazel Tov," this is Wolfie Blitzoid.



kenny's sideshow said...

Great ... I'm still laughing.

and an interesting CNBC video.

Greg Bacon said...

Those Zionists and Apartheid Israeli Jews have such an inflated view of themseleves that I believe this kind of sarcasm hurts them worse than real news.

chuckyman said...

Excellent lampoon Greg. They expect fear and compliance – not mockery. The video clip of the US GI highlights a practicality people can help with. Where’s the underground railroad?

Musique said...

How nice!!! Bridal registry available at the ACE hardware for the lovely couple.

News has it ... rita is 666% pure virgin. ;)

Newly weds will be residing in israhell as it is becoming the fastest rising property market on earth.

Israel unlikely champ in global real estate

JERUSALEM (AP) -- Israel, despite perennial fears of war, has emerged as one of the hottest -- and least likely -- property markets in the world: Since real estate collapsed around the globe in 2008, at least one industry watchdog lists it as the fastest-rising property market on earth.

But with global economic meltdown -- and the subprime mortgage fiasco that precipitated it -- still fresh in people's minds, officials are stepping up efforts to rein in its overheated property sector. The fear is that a property bubble could shake confidence in an economy that withstood the worst of the world's financial crisis.

In the span of months, the central bank has raised interest rates several times and the government is rallying to build new units in this land-strapped country.


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