Tel Aviv--Apartheid Israeli Jews, American NeoCONS and most importantly, Zionists around the world cheered and raised a glass of Manischewitz wine when they heard on the ZOG network that Israeli Rita Katz, of SITE fame and everyone's favorite boogieman, Osama Bin Laden, had announced their wedding engagement.
"I couldn't believe it at first," said Israeli CRIME MINISTER Benny Nuttyahoo, "But they make a good match, since they play off each other so well. And they both know that they'll always be welcome here at Terror Central, the land of false-flag experts; con artists; mass murderers; thieves; liars and backstabbers, Apartheid Israel!"
The gushing bride-to-be, Ms. Katz, was all aglow when she appeared on TalmudVision, making the happy announcement, saying that Pastor John Hagee of Christians United for Israel would be flying over several plane loads of his flock to the ceremony, to be held at the Wailing Wall.
Ms. Katz's spokesperson, Adam Gadahn PEARLMAN, said they were going to ask former USA Vice-President Dick Cheney to be the Best Man, as soon as they could find out which bunker, in an undisclosed location, he was hiding.
Ehud Barak, in charge of Israel's defense, offense and setting off false-flags, like the most glorious 9/11, was ecstatic when he heard the news: "The pairing of two of our most precious assets will make it much it easier to sneak into the USA the weapons we need to keep those buffoons crapping in their britches, and we shouldn't have another mess like we did last week, when we tried to sneak some Israeli made landmines, that had Iranian markings on them, into America thru Canada, so we could pop off a few of those babies in the states, so those damned fools would raise hell and get Congress and our hand-picked idiot Obama to nuke Iran."
Orthodox Hasidic Jews in the West Bank celebrated by beating the hell out of some Palestinians and torching dozens of olive trees, the IDF showed their approval by shooting some kids in Gaza and the American bought and paid for Israeli Air Force clapped their approval by flying low over Gaza, faster than the speed of sound, setting off numerous sonic booms.
Reporting for Holocaust™ News and personally wishing these two love birds "Mazel Tov," this is Wolfie Blitzoid.