Friday, December 10, 2010

Wal-Mart to Change its Name to 'CHINA-MART'

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BENDEROVERVILLE, ARK--Wal-Mart Lawyers from the firm 'Dewey, Cheatem & Howe' today announced that the world's largest retailer would change their name to 'China-Mart.'

"This change was approved at the latest board meeting, with all in attendance agreeing that the name more accurately reflects what Wal-Mart has become; an outlet for selling cheap junk and trinkets from China," said Benjamin Dewey, head counsel for 'China-Mart.' "Since over 80% of our crap is Made in China, the name-change reflects what the former Wal-Mart has become."

He continued: "People need to understand that the multi-billionaires that own 'China-Mart' are hurting in this economy, just like the fools, uhh, I mean the customers that shop at 'China-Mart.' And since we agreed to become a snitch for the Department of Fatherland Security,' the government has agreed--off the record, of course--to no longer keep an eye on the toxic products, poisonous food and cheaply made junk that we get from our dear friends in China."

"I mean, where else are you going to find slave labor that works 98 hour weeks for only 10 cents an hour?

"This is especially critical to 'CHINA-MART'S' fiscal health, since we only earned a miserly $408 BILLION in FY 2010."

Such a deal!"

Nazi Napolitano and Bow Down Obama are working in unison with Walmart to destroy this country. Every American is now a suspect. If you act "suspicious" plan on being turned in by your neighbors and other good Americans. Nazi TSA agents now run the x-ray machines and Walmart is part of Homeland Security.



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Anyone want to bet against that the 'Supremes' will throw 'We the People' overboard in favor of these modern-day 'Robber Barons?'

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5 comments:

kenny's sideshow said...

Influence buying helps.

http://www.opensecrets.org/pacs/lookup2.php?strID=C00093054&cycle=2010

w said...

Do you think I might find a Barbie Video Girl @ China Mart?

FBI spokesman Steve Dupre says the alert was inadvertently sent to the media but was meant for law enforcement agencies advising them not to... overlook the doll during any searches. [More likely something like 'Achtung you might be filmed while organizing the next fake terror act']

Greg Bacon said...

One more reason not to shop at 'China-Mat,' fuck them and the DHS Gestapo.

musique said...

OMG, I saw that video barbie at the "chinky mart" last week, they had only one available. Must be all the pedos buying 'em up like going out of style.

Greg, I donno if you have this grossly over priced organic grocery store called Whole Foods(also known as whole pay checks!) where all the Yuppies pay four times higher for "organic and wholesome" food ... but guess what they got caught selling imported veggie blend from China disguised as California veggie blend!

Whole Foods Market China Organic California blend ?

From my own personal experience, I remember a customer behind me walked out when he found out the expensive organic juice blend he was ready to buy came from china. This happened about five years ago and I used to think them as wholesome, support local farmer centric type of place. Whatta FOOL I was back then!!

Greg Bacon said...

No 'HO' Foods around here, but I do remember their CEO starting rumors on the 'Net that helped crash his biggest competitor.

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