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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Best State to 'Score' Some PORN, UTAH??

01.26.2011
The best state to score some porn is the Land of Joseph Smith and the 'holier-than-thou' Mormons, Utah?

Best State for Porn is Utah, which ranks highest in online porn subscriptions.

Must be that special protective underwear the Mormons use that makes their groins so hot.

Mississippi, a state with corrupt guv rated in the Top 10, has this to brag about:
Mississippi: highest rate of obesity (35.3 percent of total population)

BONUS facts: Mississippi ranks last in the most number of categories. These include highest rate of child poverty (31.9 percent), highest rate of infant mortality (10.3 percent) lowest median household income ($35,078), highest teen birth rate (71.9 per 1,000 women aged 15 to 19) and highest overall rate of STDs.
Highest rate of STD's? Must be due to all those Republicans that know more about the Bible than the Bill of Rights.

Rhode Island, another state with a corrupt guv, has the most illicit drug use?

Rhode Island: highest rate of illicit drug use (12.5 percent of population)

H/T to for the inspiration to BuelahMan's Revolt blog:
Tennessee Is Number 1 (And We Cuss, Too)

I now reside in a state that can finally be proud of its ranking in America (which, itself, might be ranked Number 1 among countries under the same subject). We have done it. We are number 1 in corruption. Visit the link and chase down your state’s premier claim to shame.
I Don't Know What the Fuck They're Talking About
This is 1.5 million geotagged tweets posted between March 9th and April 12th, 2010, mapped according to frequency of profanity. Mountains are the sweariest, valleys the cleanest. Seems the more people live in a place, the more people swear there.

This proves that humans love swearing.
Source: Gawker.com

Rihanna to Smiling Children: F— You

What the Fuck is a 'Rihanna?' Another GOY diversion to keep us happy while we chew our cuds?

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1 comments:

andie531 said...

There is a dearth of porn makers in Utah. Buyers, yes, makers, no.
http://www.ranker.com/list/top-10-porn-star-producing-states/jimmycooper

January 26, 2011 7:43 PM

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