Saturday, February 12, 2011

Entire State of Missouri to be Placed Under Arrest

I never knew that the Missouri legislature had so many ROCKET SCIENTISTS & BRAIN SURGEONS in our capitol, Jefferson City, working diligently to protect us from those who wish to do us harm, until I found this state law while doing some research.

The Missouri State Legislature has made it illegal to possess 'knuckles.'

Looks like everyone in the state who possesses 'knuckles' is breaking this law and I expect arrest warrants to be issued shortly for the entire state.

Now if they had said it was illegal to posses 'brass knuckles,' or 'metal knuckles' or illegal to posses any kind of instrument designed to fit securely on a person's knuckles and used to forcibly strike a person, with the intent of committing harm, that I could understand.

But to codify into law that it's illegal to possess knuckles?
I imagine the state legislature will be left out of this state-wide dragnet, since they no longer have knuckles, due to them being worn away from dragging them on the ground.

Although 'brass knuckles' are illegal to possess in many states, you can still buy them online.

Here's the law that makes it illegal to possess 'knuckles.'
Missouri Revised Statutes Chapter 571 Weapons Offenses

Possession--manufacture--transport--repair--sale of certain weapons a crime--exceptions--penalties.

571.020. 1. A person commits a crime if such person knowingly possesses, manufactures, transports, repairs, or sells:

(1) An explosive weapon;

(2) An explosive, incendiary or poison substance or material with the purpose to possess, manufacture or sell an explosive weapon;

(3) A machine gun;

(4) A gas gun;

(5) A short barreled rifle or shotgun;

(6) A firearm silencer;

(7) A switchblade knife;

(8) A bullet or projectile which explodes or detonates upon impact because of an independent explosive charge after having been shot from a firearm; or

(9) Knuckles.
Maybe the legislature should have let the ADL write the law about illegal weapons, and the transcribe it word for word, like they did with this nasty piece of brainwashing, about the biggest con job in history, the very lucrative shakedown racket AKA the Holocaust™.

Check the laws in your state, you'd be surprised how many states have made these telling of fairy tales state law mandatory.

48 States have some type of Holocaust™ brainwashing laws on the books, most aimed at elementary schools. Warp those fertile minds at a young age, to keep the Holocaust™ racket going forever.

Here's part of the Missouri Holocaust™ law and you'll find this wording in nearly every state that has Holocaust™ laws.
Section 161-700 Holocaust education and awareness commission

4. The holocaust education and awareness commission may receive such funds as appropriated from public moneys or contributed to it by private sources. It may sponsor programs or publications to educate the public about the crimes of genocide in an effort to deter indifference to crimes against humanity and human suffering wherever they occur.

5. The term "holocaust" shall be defined as the period from 1933 through 1945 when six million Jews and millions of others were murdered in Nazi concentration camps as part of a structured, state-sanctioned program of genocide.
Jewish Math: How to subtract three million from six million and still wind up with six million!



  1. Hey GB,..What a bunch of shit that holohoax crap is. It is beyond the point of no return now, the yellow brick road is compromised, Oz is just a hard entry away from being exposed; I want that bastard hanged!


  2. "I imagine the state legislature will be left out of this state-wide dragnet, since they no longer have knuckles, due to them being worn away from dragging them on the ground." LOL! Thanks for the laugh Greg, I needed that!

  3. HI Greg,
    As to what you wrote here.

    "48 States have some type of Holocaust™ brainwashing laws on the books, most aimed at elementary schools. Warp those fertile minds at a young age, to keep the Holocaust™ racket going forever."

    I really think that this whole thing, with having to have laws such as this is truly bent.
    I had no idea you guys have those kind of laws over there.

    I'm not sure if we have those laws here (down under) but we do get bombarded with TV shows (historical revision) that keep repeating the narrative, i guess until it becomes a fact to the people who don't know better.

    The knuckles thing cracked me up..
    Thanks for that laugh.

  4. This just in....
    Evil muzzie terrorists are terrorizing the streets of Jefferson city armed with knuckles!!

    First person to receive knuckle sandwich was former AG John Ashcroft. While singing "Let the Eagle Soar" at the local chabad house to the audience filled with Dead Sea Spa employees, Mr. Ashcroft was vicious attacked by Allah swearing jihadi muzzies who hate America for her freedom fries and 5.99 value meal at the McBurf Huts. Jihadis pummeled him few times but his injuries aren't as serious as we had reported earlier. Mr. Ashcroft used a copy of his judeo-Xtian Bible to protect his face which prevented him from being seriously wounded.

    Jihadies fled the scene as soon as they were chased by the audience members, all of them had served their homeland israhell in the past as we learned by conducting interviews with some of them.

    Before the perpetrators fled the crime scene, they littered the chabad house with copies of Qurans and "Buy one get one FREE!" coupons from silverstein bagel based in NYC.

    John Ashcroft on American Idol


    Greg, I've learned about another Bacon from your state while I was looking up for asscraft - Sometime in the 1970s, Ashcroft recorded a gospel record entitled TRUTH: Volume One, Edition One with Missouri legislator Max Bacon, a Democrat.

  5. I'm glad the knuckles comment about the legislature got a few laughs, those are sorely needed these days.

    As for Asscraft recording with another Bacon, I feel my family name has been shamed.

  6. Too bad you missed the definitions portion of the statute:

    (13) "Knuckles", any instrument that consists of finger rings or guards made of a hard substance that is designed or adapted for the purpose of inflicting serious physical injury or death by striking a person with a fist enclosed in the knuckles;

  7. Guess reading the definition portion of the bill is out of the question at this point...


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