Washington, DC--Officials at the Walter Reed Hospital in D.C. are putting out a plea for practicing proctologist's to fly to D.C. ASAP to help with the overload in patients returning from the AIPAC celebration of Israel affair held this weekend.
"We're seeing U.S. Senators and Representatives coming here with massive tearing in their rectum, due to their undying loyalty and sacrifice to Israel", said Dr. Ramit Hardstein, Chief Proctologist for Walter Reed. "When they said they loved Israel and would do anything for her, well, some of my brethren in the 'LOBBY' took that a little too literally."
"Certainly, some amount of damage was to be expected, as is the case anytime a U.S. official gets a visit from an AIPAC official, but the massive tears in their rectal walls is unheard of, even for these special friends of Israel", said Hardstein.
"Why didn't they take precautions?" lamented Hardstein. "Upon arrival at the AIPAC conference, each U.S. official was handed a Holocaust™ by DKNY gift bag, which contained a large tub of KY Jelly; a large box of tissues and a customized set of knee pads, for those prolonged sessions."
"All they had to do was to smear prodigious amounts of the KY Jelly on their rectal area, to help facilitate one-on-one action with their favorite Jewish idol. And now look, they got so excited that few used the KY Jelly, instead choosing to have a more "intimate" relation with their favorite Zionist."
"And that's not all", said Hardstein. "We're also putting out a plea for Oral Surgeons to come to our aid, as there seems to be more than a few that besides having rectal tears, also have jaw problems, due to their loving embraces of their Jewish friends."
"At least we won't have to worry about the president, Obama, returning with any rectal problems requiring some stitches, since he got his "hard and fast" primer on Israel years ago, said Hardstein.
Along with the usual 'blah, blah, blah,' about the Occupation of Palestine; Israel's insatiable desire to steal Lebanon's River Litani and how to trick the USA into bombing Iran.
Fair Use Notice
This web site may contain copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. We are making such material available in our efforts to advance the understanding of humanity's problems and hopefully to help find solutions for those problems. We believe this constitutes a 'fair use' of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, the material on this site is distributed without profit to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for research and educational purposes. A click on a hyperlink is a request for information. Consistent with this notice you are welcome to make 'fair use' of anything you find on this web site. However, if you wish to use copyrighted material from this site for purposes of your own that go beyond 'fair use', you must obtain permission from the copyright owner. You can read more about 'fair use' and US Copyright Law at the Legal Information Institute of Cornell Law School. This notice was modified from a similar notice at Information Clearing House.
- ► 2016 (169)
- ► 2015 (218)
- ► 2014 (207)
- ► 2013 (323)
- ► 2012 (187)
- Ben (Still) Laffin Netanyahu and the rest of the R...
- Insuring the Pentagon has an Unlimited Supply of ...
- Why Incumbent President 'Shlomo' Will Easily Win A...
- The Occult Religion Judaism's Fascination with the...
- Feds Bust Up Large D.C. Prostitution Ring
- 9/11: Comparing Building Implosions & Beware the A...
- Only 'anti-Semites' Want to Help Tornado Victims!
- Video & Text of Israeli CRIME MINISTER Betty Nutty...
- What a Presidential Candidate Should Say
- Proctologist shortage in DC During AIPAC Conventio...
- YouTube and the ADL: TRUTH is VERBOTEN!
- The $3,000 a night hotel suite does NOT include a ...
- Potty Mouth Secretary of State Clinton
- A real holocaust and not the phony Zionist Holocau...
- White House Pedophiles & the Pentagon's Fascinatio...
- Osama Bin Laden to Star on 'American Idol'
- The Pentagon Channel: War All Day; War All Night
- Do YOU Have What it Takes to Join the IDF?
- PSYOPS 101: From the 2000 'Brooks Brothers Riot' t...
- Bill Maher Takes Down the 9/11 Truth Movement?
- 9/11 Pentagon Eyewitness April Gallop Saw NO Plane...
- SEAL Team Six to be Awarded the "Jack Ruby Medal"
- New York Jewish Lawyer Savagely Attacks Freedom of...
- 9/11: Comparing the Pyroclastic Flows from the Mt....
- U.S.A. Stands for United Stupid Assholes
- Osama Buried at Sea; Israel Vows to Attack One of ...
- 25,000 Killed in Terrorist Attack
- ▼ May (27)
- ► 2010 (375)
- ► 2009 (423)
- ► 2008 (244)