Wednesday, June 1, 2011

A Day in the Life of ADL Head Abe Foxman

Abe Foxman doing some DILIGENT research at his favorite Library

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0830--Abe wakes up from another night of drunken excess, not sure who's in bed with him, but makes a mental note to next time ask the boy he picked up his name before bedding him.

0900--Abe starts to take a shower, but changes his mind, since he took one last week.

0910--Abe takes his favorite dog, a German Shepherd named Adolph, out for a walk.

0930--Suffering massively from last night's booze fest, Abe calls the local Israeli embassy and has two grams of Peruvian flake sent to his house.

0950--The cocaine arrives and Abe snorts up nearly 1/2 gram to get rid of the hangover's effects. Feeling much better, Abe thinks about visiting his teenage boy conquest, still sleeping peacefully in Abe's bed, but Abe knows he's got to earn his salary by demonizing some GOY.

1015--Abe calls his good friend, Allan DIRTBAGOWTIZ and together, they scheme up some fraudulent plans to slander some innocent GOY, all to protect their beloved Israel.

1130--Abe's famished by the morning's work, so he has his favorite meal; some cold Heineken beer and a couple BBQ pork sandwiches.

1200-1400--Abe sneaks off to his bed, to take a nap and engage in some frisky fun.

1415--Abe snorts up some more cocaine to get his mind sharp so he can call his good friend and co-conspirator Elie WEASEL and dream up some more Holocaust™ fantasies, but upon calling Mr. WEASEL, he hears a frantic, uncontrolled voice repeatedly screaming "It's not my fault," and asking Abe how to dispose of a body. Abe chuckles, since he's been there before and tells Mr. WEASEL not to worry, the MOSSAD clean-up team from the Israeli Embassy will be over shortly. Looks like another flower will blossom in MOSSAD's undisclosed underwater skeleton garden .

1515--Abe, exhausted by all the day's activities and work, decides to relax before another night of carnal pleasure on Castro Street by re-reading his favorite book, "Mein Kampf."

This is meant to be SATIRE, as in 'funny, ha-ha.' If the 'Chosen Ones' can make jokes about chopping up some of us GOY to make a meal and chortle about getting its colony, the USSA to slaughter 1.8 billion Muslims, then us GOY can make fun about the 'Tribe.'


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4 comments:

  1. Allan Dirtbagowitz!
    you can come up with them..

    He is too much though.

    Did you ever see the debate between himself and Norman Finkelstein?

    Talk about a cry baby?!

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  2. Oh and that little video?
    disturbing, to say the least.
    Promoting self mutilation??

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  3. Didn't see the debate between Abe and Norman, but I did see the one on Democracy Now between Norman Finklestein and Martin Indyk where Indyk whined like a little baby when he found out Norm was going to be on the same program.

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  4. Not Abe, Allan Dershowitz and Finkelstein.

    the transcript, but, it doesn't do the debate justice

    http://www.democracynow.org/2003/9/24/scholar_norman_finkelstein_calls_professor_alan

    the video is here

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1899267555870962994#

    don't know if finkelstein ever debated foxman?

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