Friday, December 9, 2011

FDA Clears Two New Drugs for Mass Consumption in the USA

Washington---Today, an FDA spokesperson announced that they had officially approved two new drugs for sale to patients that will be sold by the PhugueU Pharmaceutical Corporation.

One drug, to be sold with the brand name of "Tabula Rasa", will help ease people's anxiety's caused by using their brain to think.

"Tabula Rasa will help those lost souls who think that there's no sane reason for the Zionist owned, Jewish run Federal reserve to exist and that the government should follow the Constitution and issue its own debt free money. We at PhugueU Pharmaceutical Corporation saw the need for Tablu Rasa years ago, when many in the USA started asking pertinent, intelligent questions about the Fed. Our Board of Directors, who includes such patriotic Americans as Ben 'Shalom' Bernanke and Rabbi Dov Zakheim, became alarmed at the stats we were compiling showing that more and more Americans were coming to their senses and we realized this could develop into a full blown epidemic, so we immediately started clinical trials to create a drug that would ease those feverish American minds, clearing their brains of all thoughts of economic independence," said the PhugueU Pharmaceutical Corporation representative.

"There are some side effects, but they're not serious enough to list all 137 now, that info will be available when the stock price for Tablu Rasa goes thru the roof."

Pic of a happy, worry free patient after being on Tabula Rasa for only three weeks!

12.9.11

"Rest assured, those taking this wonderful drug will become blissful, calm and experience first hand how sheep feel when grazing in the pasture."

The spokesperson continued: "The other drug so graciously approved by the FDA will be sold under the brand name of 'Twoofers.'
Twoofers will be prescribed to those who haven't bought into the government's official explanation of what happened on 9/11 and have deluded themselves into thinking that 9/11 was some type of FALSE FLAG/INSIDE JOB pulled off by Israel and their own government. We (At the urging of the Department of Homeland Security) decided to develop Twoofers because opinion polls show more and more Americans are thinking and reading too much about the events of that day and need to get their minds right about the government's version and do it soon, before these contagious thoughts overtake a majority of Americans."

"Twoofers doesn't have many side effects, only 53, and the way it turns Americans away from thinking too much about 9/11 is to basically perform a chemical frontal lobotomy on the patient's brain. That will soothe their fears about all these conspiracy theories that more and more Americans are starting to believe."

"We are also pleased to announce that the Department of Homeland Security has given us a very lucrative contract to make Twoofers available as an injection, so grade school children can get immunized from catching the dreaded disease and start thinking that 9/11 was a FALSE FLAG/INSIDE JOB."

"When the vaccinations are available, they will be introduced with the planned DHS promo "We're Aware, So Be Prepared" that will be given to parents along with a consent form."

DHS issued a press release, saying that the 21st Century was a NEW WORLD and these drugs will help bring ORDER to confused American minds.

"Of course, if you don't want your child to take 'Twoofers,' that's an option, but they will not be allowed to attend public schools since health officials fear their original ideas might contaminate others."

When asked if their would be a Twoofers vaccination available for adults, the spokesperson replied that wasn't needed, the typical American adult only needed to watch FOX News about two hours a day for the same effect.

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P.S Did you know that the Commies in the USSR banned lobotomies over 20 years BEFORE the USSA finally made it illegal to conduct this barbaric procedure?

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4 comments:

Jody Paulson said...

Just before 9-11-01 I began a short story about a world where people were prescribed chemical lobotomies if they started asking too many political questions. My life was shortly thereafter thrown into turmoil and I lost the manuscripts of all the stuff I was working on ...

Today life imitates art when you consider people are seriously calling for lithium to be added to drinking water, and we've already got so much fluoride in US drinking water it's a wonder that anyone can think straight. Not to mention the fact that nearly 1 in 10 people are on anti-depressants. By the way, have you heard about the "memory pill?"

Greg Bacon said...

By the way, have you heard about the "memory pill?"

Nope, and couldn't reach the site, will try again tomorrow.

Had read about MDA or what's now called "XTC' being used on troops returning from multiple tours of murder in Iraq and Afghanistan being used to help wipe away traumatic mental memories.

I imagine the Pentagon is developing some kind of pill that will make troops happy each time they pull the trigger and machine gun some innocent Afghan or Pakistani or Somalian family.

musique said...

Greg,

Speaking of trigger happy, recently saw a docu. on RT called "Songs of war":

"Music elates, touches the soul and bypasses reason. Music is magic. But it is precisely this magic that can turn it into an insidious weapon – for music and violence have a longstanding partnership. The brutal power of African war dances, the ferocity of Maori Hakas, the earth-shattering roar of US sound guns blasting Metallica at Taliban hideouts – the principle is always the same: Aggressive sounds demoralize the enemy and whip the allies into a frenzy.

They will repeat tomorrow (Sun, 11)@ 2:30, 5:30, 6:30, 7:30

argh said...

No need for pills.
Jusic and video games have worked their magic.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xsxqk_black-sabbath-war-pigs_music#rel-page-3

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