"Today, my fellow members, I come to you with a heavy heart and broken soul, to ask for your forgiveness.
Since Israel was illegally created by a bribed and intimidated UN back in 1947, the Khazars and Commie Russian thugs that have moved into Palestine and stolen large chunks of the indigenous Palestinians land thru force; deception, thuggery and outright murder, all in an insane dream called Eretz Israel.
To that end of making an Israel that would stretch from the River Nile to the River Euphrates, Israel and it's fellow Zionist travelers, along with sold-out politicians in the USA, Britain, France and Germany have been sowing misery, death and destruction around the world, then getting our Zionist owned MSM to blame our bloody acts on Muslims, vilifying Islam.
From our craven, sneaky unprovoked attack on the USS Liberty in our 1967 War of Aggression, to the FALSE FLAG/INSIDE JOB of 9/11, it was Israel behind those acts of treachery, that we then blamed on Islamic nations, like Iraq, so we could have our pit bull, the USA, go into those nations we castigated and have them destroyed,all to benefit Israel and Israel alone.
We stand guilty of a multitude of crimes, like wrecking the world's economy after our 9/11 attacks against the USA. We had our Zionist friends at the Federal Reserve and those 'Too Big to Fail' Wall Street banks loot, pillage and plunder trillions of dollars from the world's economy, because we knew that most Americans would be too damn scared of our fiction, al Qaeda, to notice that slippery set of fingers stealing their life savings.
We also stand guilty of numerous crimes against humanity, especially against the Palestinians in Gaza, were we have been operating the world's largest concentration camp.
Another of our convenient scams is making people think 6 million Jews were killed by Germany during WWII, when anyone who investigates this matter can easily see it was the world's biggest scam, designed to engender sympathy and money, lots and lots of money, to help Israel have a non-stop supply of wealth from other nations.
The list of our crimes against the world would fill a book, so I will conclude my 'Mea Culpa' by asking the world's forgiveness and vow to NEVER AGAIN let this happen and to ensure we don't remain the #1 threat to world peace, I am ordering that all our nuclear weapons be neutralized and that the enriched uranium and plutonium be delivered to Russia and the USA.
I am also ordering the dismantling of AIPAC, so that organization will stop running the USA and buying politicians.
I also ask that the International Criminal Court begin and immediate of our crimes, and to lock me and my cabinet members away, awaiting trial.