Are you worn-out from sitting at a video screen all day long, using your joystick to launch Hellfire missiles half-way around the world and blow to pieces people sleeping in their homes in Afghanistan or Pakistan or Yemeni or Mali or Somali?
Then give yourself some quality time in one of the many 5-star Department of Defense luxury resorts we maintain around the world!
You'll be back in the saddle with an itchy trigger finger in no time!!
Like this one in Disney World:
Guest amenities in our oversized, standard guest rooms include two queen size beds, a single sleeper sofa, coffeemaker, refrigerator, in-room safe, hairdryer, iron and ironing board. Each standard guest room features either a private balcony or patio that overlook a lush tropical setting and are among the roomiest to be found on the entire WALT DISNEY WORLD Resort.Or the Dragon Hill Lodge in Seoul, South Korea!
Welcome to the Land of the Morning Calm in Seoul, Korea.If 'Sun and Fun' is your thing, then it's off to Hawaii to visit the Hale Koa Hotel.
Supporting the Yongsan military community, Dragon Hill Lodge has a myriad of services including a first class fitness and health club, restaurants, lounges, and a speciality shopping mall. The hotel is a pleasant escape from the bustle and excitment of downtown Seoul.
Aloha from Waikiki Beach, Honolulu Hawaii and home to the 'House of the Warrior'. Since the grand opening in 1975 along with a major expansion in 1991, The Hale Koa's mission has remained unchanged: "To operate a first class hotel and recreation facility at affordable prices for military members and their families." Over one million guests make this their vacation paradise yearly.Hale Koa Hotel - Waikiki, Hawaii - Armed Forces Recreation Center
If your into snow and skiing, then its off to Germany to the Edelweiss Lodge and Resort, pictured below:
Forged in rustic woods, stones and other natural elements to complement its environment, the rugged character of Edelweiss Lodge and Resort is in perfect harmony with the comforts provided by its ample conveniences and amenities. Long revered as one of the most desirable destinations in the Bavarian Alps and Germany's premier winter and summer sports center, the Garmisch-Partenkirchen area is an idyllic location nestled at the foot of sweeping Alpine.For you history buffs, you'll recognize that Edelweiss is a mountain flower and was a cap badge for WWII German storm troopers who were trained for mountain service!!
Maybe you don't have the time to jet overseas to enjoy our luxurious accommodations, so check out one of our 172 or maybe its 234, championship golf courses, hell, we don't even know the real number.
After a rough tour of killing 'ragheads' from one of our 1,180 bases strategically placed world-wide, we at the Pentagon welcome you to luxury at any of our 'money is no object' resorts!
Money better not be a concern, since the American taxpayer gets the 170 BILLION dollar bill yearly bill to maintain those bases. Not staff, just maintain.
Still haven't found a way to get that blood off your hands and quiet the nagging questions in your mind?
Then search the Armed Forces Vacation Clubs!! We'll have you back in fighting shape, ready to blast away at everyone and everything, in no time!!!
Guess it isn't working too well, as Army suicides are at an all time high.
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The truth is that the US military has always been the army of the rich, the army of the imperialist thieves and mass murderers. Look at how many billions America stole from Iraq – estimates are that the US imperialists stole uncounted billions from the Iraqis in the course of running their government for them after the war. The US is now planning to steal Libya’s money to help bomb Libya – that money belongs to the Libyan people, but the Western imperialists have simply stolen the Libyan people’s money to drop bombs on their heads.
The cruel truth is that the US military is the army of the rich and the corporations. The US homeland needs very little defending, and no one ever tries to invade anyway. Instead, the purpose of the Pentagon is to go around the world killing workers and poor people in order to uphold the rule of the rich and the right of US corporations to exploit the Third World.
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Maybe the Pentagon should adopt the Zionist Occupation Forces use of WWII Nazi tactics, perhaps that would help make the 'warriors' feel better about butchering civilians?