Thursday, February 28, 2013

Proctologist shortage in DC During AIPAC Convention



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Washington, DC--Officials at the Walter Reed Hospital in D.C. are putting out a plea for practicing proctologist's to fly to D.C. ASAP to help with the overload in patients going to the AIPAC celebration of Israel affair being held March 3-5, 2013.

"We'll be seeing U.S. Senators and Representatives coming here with massive tearing in their rectum, due to their undying loyalty and sacrifice to Israel", said Dr. Ramit Hardstein, Chief Proctologist for Walter Reed. "When they said they loved Israel and would do anything for her, well, some of my brethren in the 'LOBBY' take that a little too literally."

"Based on these past 'lovefests,' some amount of damage is to be expected, as is the case anytime a U.S. official gets a visit from an AIPAC official, but the massive tears in their rectal walls is unheard of, even for these special friends of Israel", said Hardstein.

"Why didn't they take precautions?" lamented Hardstein. "Upon arrival at the AIPAC conference, each U.S. official will be handed a Holocaust™ by DKNY gift bag, which contained a large tub of KY Jelly; a large box of tissues and a customized set of knee pads, for those prolonged sessions."

"All they have to do is to smear prodigious amounts of the KY Jelly on their rectal area, to help facilitate one-on-one action with their favorite Jewish idol. In the past, they got so excited that few used the KY Jelly, instead choosing to have a more "intimate" relation with their favorite Zionist."

"And that's not all", said Hardstein. "We're also putting out a plea for Oral Surgeons to come to our aid, as there seems to be more than a few that besides having rectal tears, also have jaw problems, due to their loving embraces of their Jewish friends."

"At least we won't have to worry about the president, Obama, returning with any rectal problems requiring some stitches, since he got his "hard and fast" primer on Israel years ago, said Hardstein.
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2 comments:

buelahman said...

I took the liberty, again:

http://youtu.be/oZP759cTq4Y

buelahman said...

Re-uploaded video found here:
http://youtu.be/5tD3HdSLwaM

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