"Dr. Shlomo, I am an avid reader and have perused many articles about 9/11 in the blogosphere. Although at first, I bought the government's spin that 19 Arabs with box-cutters were behind 9/11, these days I'm not so sure that what we've been told and continue to hear in the MSM about 9/11 is anywhere close to the truth. I'd like to hear your thoughts."
"Where you went wrong is going out into the big, bad world without a helper. You should know better than to believe what you read in those damned blogs. They're full of rumors, paranoia and confusion, which is the job of the MSM, NOT some puny ass bloghead.
You need to get rid of your computer and subscribe to one of the MSM publications that has the Zionist stamp of approval, like the New York Times. And only watch our good friends at FOX News.
And please, get yourself to a psychiatrist and get some help."
"Dr. Shlomo, I have been following your shows for years and its obvious to anyone with half a brain that you're nothing more than a shill for Zionism and Apartheid Israel. That is why you constantly treat your callers with disdain, because some get too close to the truth that 9/11 was an inside job, put together and executed by the Israeli MOSSAD and traitorous elements at the highest levels of the US government.
(Background sounds of Dr. Shlomo yelling to turn that fuckhead's mic off)
"Sorry everyone, we seem to be having some technical difficulties."
"Dr. Shlomo, I'd like to touch on what the previous caller said about the Israeli MOSSAD being involved in 9/11 and ....."
"Oops, sorry to cut you off, we have to go to station break, we'll be back in a moment."
"Dr. Shlomo, why do you refuse to talk about that elephant in America's living room, the involvement of the Israeli MOSSAD in 9/11 and wh....."
"OK, idiots, what the hell is this, National Anti-Semite Day? There are two indisputable and irrevocable pieces of truth. One is that 19 Arabs with box cutters, attacked America on 9/11 because they hate our freedoms.
The other is that 6 million of my kin were killed by Nazis during WWII in the Holocaust. Those two truths are not up for discussion or debate. Anyone who does bring up either of these two hallowed truths and asks question is either some type of raving lunatic or a vile anti-Semite and I won't have either on this show. Next"
"Dr. Shlomo, since you brought up the Holocaust, can you explain how the number of dead at Auschwitz dropped from four million to a little over one million? And if we were lied to about Auschwitz, could it be possible that we were lied to...."
"Well, that's it for today folks, Be sure to tune in next week and my special guest, the most honorable Elie Weasel."