Friday, August 23, 2013

Get a First-Hand Look at Israeli Terrorists and Murderers!

Just think, you too can have fun using Palestinians for target practice if you sign up NOW!

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And it's all Kosher, including that Israeli ass you'll be kissing during the tour and forever more afterwards!

They'll even supply you with a fully loaded, fully automatic sub-machine gun so you can blast away at those sneaky Palestinians!

The first 100 to sign up NOW will get a piece of WTC 1, personally signed by Ehud Barak and 'Bib' Netanyahu!

All topped off by a mandatory visit to Yadda Yadda Yadda, Israel's premier holocau$t museum!
An Israeli Adventure of a Lifetime: The Ultimate Mission to Israel October 21-28, 2013

"A Military, Humanitarian, Historical, Judicial, Religious, and Political Reality Check."

Experience a dynamic and intensive week exploration of Israel’s struggle for survival and security in the Middle East today:

•Briefings by Mossad officials and commanders of the Shin Bet.

•Briefing by officers in the IDF Intelligence and Operations branches.

•Observe a trial of Hamas terrorists in an IDF military court.

•First hand tours of the Lebanese & Syrian front-line military positions and the Gaza border check-points.

•ATV's ride in the Golan Heights, a moonlight boat cruise on the Sea of Galilee, traditional Shabbat diner in the Old City.

•Meeting Israel's Arab agents who infiltrate the terrorist groups and provide real-time intelligence.

•Briefing by Israel's war heros who saved the country.

•Meetings with senior Cabinet Ministers and other key policymakers.

•Inside tour of the controversial Security Fence and IDF military bases.

For Full Itinerary

First Class Accommodation:

•Five-star accommodations at the Dan Tel Aviv, Leonardo Plaza Hotel Jerusalem (Glatt Kosher);

•Three meals a day (all Kosher);

•Luxury bus transportation and knowledgeable tour guide;

•A dedicated Executive Communications Center at the hotel;

•Personal cell phone for each participant.
Yes, a 'personal' cell phone for each sucker. You won't be able to use your cell phone, due to 'security' reasons, so you'll be provided on by Israel's internal security agency, the Shin Bet, that comes pre-loaded with spy software and a dedicated GPS to make sure you don't start thinking for yourself nor get off-track and wander into the world's largest concentration camp, Gaza.
Why, they're so gracious they'll let you keep the cell phone and use it at home and work!

You'll also be assigned your own Shin Bet agent, who will be more than happy to dose your drink with some drug that will make you feel giddy and sexually aroused, so your Shin Bet agent can bed you down in your hotel room, filled with hidden cameras!

Don't wait, sign up today!

Did you know that crayons are a threat to National Security?

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