Thursday, September 12, 2013

Jobs Suited for former Sec'y of State Hillary Clinton

Since HRM Hillary is looking for a new job, here's several that suits her abilities!

1. She could be head of the NSA, since she's excellent at providing testimony to Congress, saying that she didn't remember, didn't know, or something similar, 250 times before Congress!

2. She could be the Secretary of the Treasury, where her legendary money-making skills could be put to good use!

If HRM Hillary can turn $1,000 into nearly $100,000 dollars in a few months by investing in the dicey cattle futures market, just think what HRM could do with 50 billion or so, why she could make enough money to pay of the national debt in no time!

3. She could be the next 'Drug Czar,' since both HRM Hillary and her randy husband, Bill, know where the really big drug dealers are at, like their friend, the cocaine cowboy Jorge Cabrera, who brought in the white powder by the ton into the USA.

4. Her Royal Majesty could be put as the head of the CIA's assassin squad, since her and 'Slick Willie' have left a trail of corpses from Arkansas, to the White House, to the Senate, to the Secretary of State's office and beyond.

Thanks to her contacts, her high offices held, the bribes paid and making evidence disappear, HRM Hillary hasn't come close to being indicted for murder. Someone with that skill would make an excellent assassin.

One job which that bitch is not suited for is President, unless Americans want to continue the tradition of having a mass-murdering, thieving, lying, con artist psychopathic, soulless blood-thirsty ghoul in the White House, then Hillary's your man!

1 comment:

argh said...

I would gladly have her play
a corpse, but all the other decent
corpses would get up and leave.

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