Thursday, October 24, 2013

ADL Declares Time-Travel to be anti-Semitic

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New York--Abe Foxman, head of the Jewish Anti-Defamation League, today announced at a press conference held at Battery Park, New York, that any attempt at time-travel into the past would be a degenerate act perpetuated by vile anti-Semites.

"We at the ADL will not stand idly by and watch degenerate scientists with a personal agenda muck about in Time, thru their vile anti-Semitic attempts to re-visit past history," stated Mr. Foxman, standing on a stage with famed Holocaust survivor Elie Weasel.

The ADL head also said they were sending their formidable army of lobbyists to Washington, D.C. to swarm over the U.S. Congress with various forms of persuasion to get the Congress to cut off any and all funding into time travel research.

"The past is just that, the past, and it has been enshrined into history thru over 150 Holocaust memorials throughout the USA and countless more in Europe" said Foxman, "We stand by that history, hallowed by time and consecrated by laws that makes any doubting of the official version of the Holocaust open to legal liabilities, including arrest, trials, heavy fines and imprisonment."

When asked by several reporters why he was fearful of scientists actually visiting the past, Foxman muttered something and left the podium. Mr. Weasel who was crying and sobbing uncontrollably, had to be carried off the stage.

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5 comments:

  1. For a group of people whose entire lied up identity is based off of fake history, this would come as no surprise.

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  2. Wow, this is really getting out of control. Time travel will expose them for what they are. Soon, owning a watch will be soon be illegal.

    Foxman uses the word, "Degenerate". He must be talking about himself since words often betray you when one lies.

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  3. Who gives a shit what they want they are only a small percentage of the world population!

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  4. Great presentation by Anthony Lawson, thank you Greg.

    A time travel machine would come in real handy to sort out the fox-men and put paid to the victimhood of the chosen ones.

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  5. Although the post is satire, the notion of time travel isn't that far removed from the scientific realm.

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