Monday, March 10, 2014

"Paging Pussy Riot, Paging Pussy Riot"

Girls, your uh, talents are needed in Saudi Arabia, one of the worst places in the world for homosexuals, with those accused or caught facing arrest, beatings, floggings, torture, prison, even execution, as one Saudi-American blogger, Rasheed Abou-Alsamh is going to find out as the Kenyan Lion King has refused him asylum.

Merely cross-dressing at a party can get the accused a sentence of several thousand lashes and prison time.

So gals, get on the next flight to 'The Kingdom,' and start raising all sorts of hell about this way too harsh treatment of homosexuals. Don't worry about money, the same expatriate Russian oligarch that has been funding your antics against Mother Russia, in the hope of overthrowing Putin, letting those thieves back in and letting chaos take over, giving the slippery-fingered Russian Jews who looted that great nation of billions and billions, then getting the hell out of Dodge one step ahead of an arrest warrant when Putin got into office, will be glad to fund your most likely one-way trip to Saudi Arabia.

Or maybe your good friend, the multi-gazzillionaire Bono would be happy to fund your Pussy Riot invasion of Saudi Arabia!

Girls, this is the required dress for Saudi women, so imagine the laughs and good times that will flow when you start your pussies rioting!

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Don't worry about the notorious, psychotic maniacs Mutawa, the Saudi religious police, who go around beating the holy hell out of women for improperly wearing their gowns that cover all of a woman's body, except for her eyes.
Or how they literally murdered 15 young Saudi girls, preventing them from escaping a burning school, just because the girls weren't wearing their headscarves and abayas (black robes), and not accompanied by a male guardian.

Just do your strip-tease Pussy Riot special in front of a mosque and I'm sure the Mutawa will give you their undivided attention!

C'mon, get in the spirit! You raised all sorts of hell about Russia, for their laws that forbid the teaching of homosexuality to grade school kids, even doing your act at the Sochi Winter Olympics, which some say was a staged event, but you gals wouldn't do something just to attract attention, thereby increasing the video hits and putting coins in your pockets, would you?

Let's get this show on the road, on the road to Saudi Arabia and let freedom rain, or ring or rein or whatever the hell GW said.

P.S. BTW, women aren't allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia, so be sure to bring along a male chauffeur to ensure you get into the 'Kingdom,' so you can make it to where your brave--and most likely last--stand will really have an effect, like Mecca!

When you meet the Mutawa when your almost naked, jiggling your teats for all to see, and they look really, I mean REALLY pissed, don't worry about your rights. You'll get plenty, along with some lefts and steel-toe boots to tender places, because the Saudi men nearby will probably join in, since there are on Saudi laws criminalizing violence against women.

But hey, you're Pussy Riot, so let the rioting begin!

Attack On Pussy Riot Members At McDonalds Appears To Have Been Staged

6 comments:

Peter said...

excellent post mr greg

neal said...

Hypocrites. In my day, that was called a ham sandwich.
Probably pays the bills, acting sincere is celebrity, these days. Funny thing about that bright new world, nobody really wants to go near the place, just tell everyone else how great it is. Bad Shepards, heavily funded.

Noor al Haqiqa said...

One of your best. But then, I think that all the time with your stuff. However, considering what I feel about these trollops... well I am gonna spread this one around!

Noor al Haqiqa said...

Uhm, I facebooked you with interesting imagery entitled "How to stuff a chicken by Pussy Riot".

https://www.facebook.com/barbara.lee.94402

Penny said...

Hey Greg

good one!
What drives me nuts about the people here in the West is how much they swallow the narrative around these prostitutes, really?

And yes the McDonalds attack is as phony as a wooden nickel
But for McDonalds, well, there is no such this as bad publicity
As long as the name gets out there.

Maybe the next 'attack' can take place at a starbucks?


Greg Bacon said...

Or maybe at a 'Chick-fil-A' and the pussy rioters will supply the chicken!

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