"It's truly amazing," said Ira Phool of the Bronx. "I usually wake up by reading at least 2 holocaust stories and watching on online or or the TV, but yesterday those stories just weren't there. At first I didn't notice it, but by noon, I knew that something drastic had happened to my life, but didn't know what. By 3 pm, I was getting restless, since I hadn't consumed my daily holocaust RDA. And by SIX pm, not only was I a nervous wreck, I was frantically searching for any holocaust story anywhere, even on the anti-Semitic sites!"
Abe Foxman of the ADL stated that, "Yesterday, a day without holocaust stories in the MSM, was as dark a day as any during the Nazis reign. We can not allow this to happen again! We must stand together and say, Never Again will we allow the MSM to fail its duty of providing around-the-clock holocaust stories to our American goyim!"
NBC News said it was sending Brian Williams to do a live remote from inside of a 1944 Auschwitz gas chamber to make up the difference.