Tuesday, July 4, 2017

On Independence Day, We Celebrate Being #...17 or 41 or 55, NOT #1

Ah, July 4, when Americans get together to celebrate their freedom by BBQing, drinking large amounts of booze and flirting with the neighbor's hot 15 yo daughter, then wake up tomorrow, hung over, and go to their job stacking product at Wally World or running 8 miles a day fetching cheaply made Chinese junk for Amazon customers.

But there is category that we are #1, can you guess what?
"Oh beautiful, for rapacious skies

For amber waves of hate

For denuded mountains tragedy

Above the transgender plains

'Murika, 'Murika, Satan shit his grave on thee..."

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