Sunday, May 13, 2018

A Day in the Life of ADL Head Jonathan Greenblatt

0830--Jonathan wakes up from another night of drunken excess, not sure who's in bed with him, but makes a mental note to next time ask the boy he picked up his name before bedding him.

0900--Jonathan starts to take a shower, but changes his mind, since he took one last week.

0910--Jonathan takes his favorite dog, a German Shepherd named Adolph, out for a walk.

0930--Suffering massively from last night's booze fest, Jonathan calls the local Israeli embassy and has two grams of Peruvian flake sent to his house.

0950--The cocaine arrives and Jonathan snorts up nearly 1/2 gram to get rid of the hangover's effects. Feeling much better, Jonathan thinks about visiting his teenage boy conquest, still sleeping peacefully in bed, but Jonathan knows he's got to earn his salary by demonizing some GOY.

1015--Jonathan calls his good friend, Allan DIRTBAGOWTIZ and together, they scheme up some fraudulent plans to slander some innocent GOY, all to protect their beloved Israel.

1130--Jonathan's famished by the morning's work, so he has his favorite meal; some cold Heineken beer and a couple BBQ pork sandwiches.

1200-1400--Jonathan sneaks off to his bed, to take a nap and engage in some frisky fun with his BOY GOY TOY.
1415--Jonathan snorts up some more cocaine to get his mind sharp so he can call his good friend and co-conspirator William Kristol and dream up some more Holocaust™ fantasies, but upon calling Kristol, he hears a frantic, uncontrolled voice repeatedly screaming "It's not my fault," and asking Jonathan how to dispose of a body. Jonathan chuckles, since he's been there before and tells Mr. Kristol not to worry, the MOSSAD clean-up team from the Israeli Embassy will be over shortly. Looks like another flower will blossom in MOSSAD's undisclosed underwater skeleton garden .

1515--Jonathan, exhausted by all the day's activities and work, decides to relax before another night of carnal pleasure on Castro Street by re-reading his favorite book, "Mein Kampf."
This is meant to be SATIRE, as in 'funny, ha-ha,' so have a laugh on the world's biggest bunch of frauds, the pseudo-JEW that are missing that Heeb DNA.

Yes, that's right, the study proves that they aren't JEW, but eastern European Khazar.
"The various groups of Jews in the world today do not share a common genetic origin. We are talking here about groups that are very heterogeneous and which are connected solely by religion…[the] genome of European Jews is a mosaic of ancient peoples and its origin is largely Khazar.”
Now about all that holocau$t reparation money stolen from people, nations, businesses and industries since the end of WWII.....As for all the people murdered to protect Israel and let that 'SLC' constantly expand its borders, that's gist for another blog.

1 comment:

  1. Me thinks that confusing discussion about jews being a race or a religion or a cult only leads to one thing: more reasons for goyim to fight and argue about. Anything to distract from (((their))) intentions.

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