Kellogg's a leader in diversity, realizes that confused parents need some help in getting their male prodigy into the right gender and we at Kellogg's are happy to help achieve that goal.
Our valued customers shouldn't pay attention to the naysayers who claim that our cereals are nothing more than junk foods, containing high amounts of sugar, starch and chemicals, as our in-house labs have thoroughly tested our fine products and gave them 'Two Thumbs up!'
Kellogg's Board of Directors take our goal of providing nutritious cereal seriously, as evidenced by our directors meeting once a week--pictured below--to get customer feedback.
blocking Voter ID laws, outing white privilege or helping those little girls come out of those horrible male bodies, Kellogg's stands firm with the LGBTQMAP crowd, says Priscilla Koranteng, Kellogg's chief diversity officer!
When asked about a new cereal Kellogg's supposed to be released called "Sugar and Gomorrah," Koranteng relied with a terse "NO COMMENT."
The following is NOT satire.
TV networks to air commercial depicting menstruating men and boysWhere's the escape hatch, I want out.
Several TV networks have agreed to air an underwear commercial portraying a surreal world where men and boys menstruate.
Titled “MENstruation,” the ad for “Period-Proof Underwear” opens with an anguished young teenage boy sheepishly telling his dad, “I think I got my period.”
Dad later hugs him and tells him, “It’s just part of growing up.”
Supposedly, these degenerate freaks, once a month, when they went their period, eat a huge amount of laxatives, then claim that the diarrhea is their blood flow.