Thursday, May 21, 2020

MSM Sex Surrogates and their Zombiefied Customers

Ahhh, there she is!!! My morning fix that substitutes for sex in my joyless marriage, the MSM News channel babe. You know the one ! !
She always sits front and center, in a skirt some might say is too short, but not to me and my drooling brethren.

Look, she's wiggling her hips so seductively. Many, she's got legs clean up to her... From the depths of my mind, I hear a screeching of sorts, intruding in on my morning brain sex orgy. "Honey, can you help me get dressed?"

Damn, it's the old battle axe, again rousing me from me dreams of exotic, mind numbing sex with one of the numerous FOX/ZNN/MSNBC News sex surrogates.

Ignoring the background noise from what's her name, my eyes again turn to the blonde bimbo on FOX. Good grief!! She's tossing her hair back in that certain way all guys know means there's steamy SEX ahead. She's moving her hips, like she's getting ready to uncross her legs!!! Damn, maybe we're going to have a Sharon Stone moment here.

I know she's saying something about some financial crisis or some bombs or something being dropped somewhere and another American bridge or dam falling apart, but who cares about that shit when you've got a live sex feed, courtesy of the world's #1 pimp, the Zionist MSM.

Look, look, her skirt just slid up her gorgeous thighs another inch!!!! I must have died and went to heaven!!!! What the hell? Oh, it's that screeching noise again... Doesn't she realize that the MSM News babe is there for me and ME alone... Well, and around 10 or 12 million other guys like me, but who's counting.
The MSM News babe doesn't care that I'm fat, balding and my beer gut is the size of a Buick. Noooo. She wants me as I is, in all my splendor or at least that's what my slightly warped mind is saying.

And did I mention her blouse that always seems to reveal a healthy chunk of her cleavage?? Damn. It doesn't get any better than this!!!

There's that screeching noise again. Dammit, doesn't my wife realize I'm in the throes of sexual bliss with my FOX News babe? What the hell does she want, to make love or some damned thing?

Who cares if my eyes are glazed over or if my neural synapses are getting clogged up?

And that's the way it is for millions of deprived if not depraved, American males each day. A trip to La-La land called MSM News that is actually a live TV feed sex show.

While the drooling millions wait for that "Sharon Stone" moment, the MSM is able to subliminally slip into their brains propaganda about the Syrian War. Why Hamas is our enemy.. About why the U.S. just has to wage war against Iran, for our Israeli "friends." About how great a prez Zognald Trump is. About how Israel is a "peace" loving nation.

About how more tax cuts for the rich and the Fortune 500 will actually benefit working class schmoes like me and my drooling at the mouth comrades who look forward each day to engaging the televised antics of MSM News Sex Adjuncts.

We're the Zombiefied, sexually stilted viewers of  MSM News and we'll gladly repeat any lies or nonsense told us by the blonde bimbos sex surrogates posing as news anchors on the MSM.

Just keep the live sex TV shows courtesy of FOX coming our way and we'll be putty in your hands, (((MSM))).

3 comments:

  1. haha, yeah I know the one(s)

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  2. Elon Musk is masking himself when he says "who do you think owns the press, hello" or when he rants against social distancing.....

    https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/20/fcc-approves-spacex-to-deploy-1-million-antennas-for-starlink-internet.html

    He is a major facilitator in the 5 G roll out. His grandfather on his mothers side Joshua Haldeman was a leading technocrat in Canada.

    https://thebl.com/opinion/one-mans-dream-set-to-become-the-worlds-nightmare-elon-musks-5g-satellites-what-you-need-to-know.html

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  3. A spam bot has infiltrated the comments Greg.

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