Since the sacred American football season, and by that I mean high school, college and pro football is upon us, let's look into a typical American home, dutifully watching and worshiping with awe the football game on their 55" HDTV:
We see Jim Goyim, sitting in his extra-large Lazy-Boy, with a large bag of chips on one side and a beer in his hand. Here's what's on the TV:
"Football, football, football, yeah, aren't you envious of us good-looking jocks, getting paid astronomical salaries to describe a game a two-year old could understand? Don't forget to ogle our hot-looking babe announcer. Don't even think it bub. Football, football, football and now a commercial break:"
"Drink more beer, eat more pizza..Drink more beer, eat more pizza..Drink more beer, eat more pizza..Drink more beer, eat more pizza..now back to the Big Game!"
"Football, football, football, now let's go to our smokin' hot babe anchor, Sam S. and get her opinons...Sam? "Mmmm, purr, purr, purr, mmmmm, purr.. Yeah tubby, only in your dreams...mmmm, purr, purr."
"Thanks Sam, now for another commercial break!"
(From the home we hear Jim's wife telling him if he's going to stare to the damned TV all day, she's going shopping. Now back to the game)
"Want to score a hot-lookin' babe? Buy a new sports car, make sure it's got the biggest you-know-what on the block. Can't afford to buy one? Borrow lots of money, buy the car and score!!! Borrow money, buy the car and SCORE!!!!! Yes, that's right, SCORE just like in football!!!"
"Football, football, football, Coach, what's the secret to winning this game? Well, we'll have to score more points than the other guys!" "Thanks coach for that deep insight. Football, football, football...Time for another commercial!"
"Drink more beer, eat more pizza, borrow money, buy a new car and SCORE!!!!! Drink more beer, eat more pizza, borrow money, buy a new car and SCORE!!!!! Drink more beer, eat more pizza, borrow money, buy a new car and SCORE!!!!! Drink more beer, eat more pizza, borrow money, buy a new car and SCORE!!!!! '
"Football, football, football, oh look, here comes a flight of F-16's overhead, protecting our freedoms! Football, football, football, let's go to the field camera to scope out the young, teeny-bopper cheerleaders, Wow, how about that shot, GOY? Football, football, football..."
#13--WE DECEIVE WORKERSFrom the "THE PROTOCOLS OF THE LEARNED ELDERS OF ZION," GOYIM, now STFU and get back to work and don't forget to breed the proper number of cannon fodder replacements!
3. In order to distract people who may be too troublesome from discussions of questions of the political we are now putting forward what we allege to be new questions of the political, namely, questions of industry. In this sphere let them discuss themselves silly! The masses are agreed to remain inactive, to take a rest from what they suppose to be political (which we trained them to in order to use them as a means of combating the GOY governments) only on condition of being found new employments, in which we are prescribing them something that looks like the same political object. In order that the masses themselves may not guess what they are about WE FURTHER DISTRACT THEM WITH AMUSEMENTS, GAMES, PASTIMES, PASSIONS, PEOPLE'S PALACES .... SOON WE SHALL BEGIN THROUGH THE PRESS TO PROPOSE COMPETITIONS IN ART, IN SPORT IN ALL KINDS: these interests will finally distract their minds from questions in which we should find ourselves compelled to oppose them.