Tuesday, March 5, 2019
"Nobel Committee to Issue Prize for Best Holocaust Lie!"
Stockholm Sweden--Yesterday, the Nobel Prize Committee stated they were issuing an award for the 'Best Holocaust Lie.'
Shlomo Lipshitz, head of the Nobel Prize in Literature committee, stated, "For decades, the world has been bombarded with endless holocaust lies, fictions and delusions. Some are clumsy, while others are quite a work of art, so this prize will be issued by the Nobel Prize in Literature section. The Nobel Prize in Literature committee has already compiled a list of possible candidates, one or which will win the Nobel Prize in Literature. Nominations are still coming in, partly due to American president Drumpf issuing threats to those who dare question anything that Israel does, including carpet-bombing Gaza and their 70 year long ethnic cleansing of the native Palestinians. Our Swedish Academy will continue to receive nominations until we find the one that best exemplifies the dedication to creating a lie, then bolstering that lie with endless fictions about an event that never happened!"
Mr. Lipshtiz further stated: "Most people who still have brain cells left to think with realize the holocaust was the biggest fraud of the 20th Century, yet her we are, 70+ years later still subject to this nonsense. Something with that staying power is indeed a work of art, hence the prize. And with major cyber platforms like Youtube and Amazon trying to wipe out real history, it's time to recognize the ones who were so desperate for shekels, they told lies to keep the money coming in."
So far, Mr. Lipshtiz said these were the leading contenders:
Herman Rosenblat, 85, Dies; Made Up Holocaust Love Story
Little Moshe Peer Was Gassed Six Times and Survived! - A Holocaust Story
William Lowenberg's astounding Holy Hoax tale - Had a magic thirst-quenching pebble, did not drink water, survived on his saliva for 3 years
Irene Zisblatt's incredible Holocaust tale- Ate and retrieved diamonds from feces, had 2 post-sterilization children, weighed 40 lbs when liberated
Testimony from the Eichmann Trial by Leon Wells - Dug up and burned bodies, used bone-grinding machine, ate lunch on top of corpses. Only surviving member of his entire family, all 76 who were allegedly killed by Nazis
The leading contender is the book, "Stolen Soul" by Bernie Holstein, where he tries to make people believe that the Nazis had a milking machine that was hooked up to a male Jew's penis, masturbating the victim to death!
Honorable mentions will go to these fantastic tales!
Frida Herskovits' incredible Holocaust™ tale: German shepherds tear baby out of mother's womb, human skin used to make lampshades and picture frames
NY Jews play cards and tell Holohoax stories - Morris Hubert says a jew was thrown into a cage with a bear every day at Buchenwald
Yanina Cywinska's Holocaust tale-"Nazis paraded around briefcases and lamps made of human skin while washing their bodies with soap from Jewish bone"
Jewish Soviet Psych Warfare Propagandist Vasily Grossman: "The Hell of Treblinka" - 3 million exterminated, Jews roasted on giant outdoor hibachis
Elie Wiesel on the "baby burning pits" at Birkenau
Judith Perlaki's tale - Auschwitz gas chambers "as long as 50 football fields", Germans "tied women’s legs together to stop them from having babies"
Holo circuit star David Faber's tale - "saw Nazis throw baby alive into flames of crematorium oven", survived 8 concentration camps
Eva Olsson's ludicrous Holohoax tale - "Gas chambers" and "Five children at a time burned alive in crematoriums" at Bergen-Belsen
Yitzchak Ganon's Holocaust tale - Kidney removed without anaesthetic at Auschwitz, last seen "pulsating in the hand of Dr. Mengele"
Elane Geller's tale - Survived on 400 calories a day, ate toothpaste and drank urine, had rats in hair, fertilizer made from jew bones
Susan Cernyak-Spatz's tale - Ate "sawdust salami", jews went to gas chambers "willingly", "whole German nation clothed by clothing from dead jews"
Fania Wedro's incredible Holohoax Survivor fairy tale - Lived in forest for almost 2 years, sleeping in pits with dead bodies
Max Globan's Holocaust story - "We ate lunch on top of dead bodies" - Saw "scratch marks of fingernails in concrete wall of gas chamber"
Holohoaxer "survivor" Fred Schiefler speaks to Arizona high schoolers - Saw the "jew soap", says "3-4 thousand jews gassed from shower heads in 15-20 minutes"
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