Friday, January 17, 2020

Trump's ISIS Bro Captured. They Both Liked Ice Cream, Meat Loaf & Young Girls

Too bad Trump's ISIS bud couldn't have expensive tailors trim a suit to cover his lardass, like Zion Don has. President Trump received the bad news during his daily intelligence briefing, from some of his top advisors in this picture.
A top ISIS leader dubbed ‘Jabba the Hutt’ has been captured in Mosul – but proved so obese that removing him from his bolthole required the assistance of a truck, drawing a deluge of memes and jokes at his expense on social media.
Shifa Al-Nima, also known as Abu Abdul-Bari, was seized by an Iraqi SWAT team in western Mosul on Thursday, with security forces saying he was responsible for a fatwa to bomb the city’s Mosque of Prophet Yunus (Jonah). The historic religious site was destroyed by Islamic State (IS, formerly ISIS) in 2014 after they took over Mosul..

They also said the preacher issued fatwas for the execution of scholars and clerics who refused to pledge allegiance to ISIS, and incited people against the security forces. The hefty mufti reportedly weighed around 300lbs at the time of his capture – and was so heavy that he couldn’t be taken away by car, and instead had to be loaded into the back of a flat-bed truck.
Bet it was one of those new Toyota trucks Hillary delivered to her ISIS buddies.
If you'll recall, after President Jared told his bitch Tubby the Grifter to murder that Iranian general that was responsible for the stopping and elimination of many ISIS terrorists, his ISIS buddies congratulated Tubby for murdering that good man.

Although I can't confirm this, senior WH sources have told me that the president is in mourning over the capture of his good friend fiend Al-Nima. But they assured me Al-Nima will get to keep his personal copy of the TALMUD, signed by his good friend, Israeli PM Nuttyahoo.

President Trump has cancelled all afternoon meetings, since he will be "Sitting Shiva" for his dear friend.

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