A top ISIS leader dubbed ‘Jabba the Hutt’ has been captured in Mosul – but proved so obese that removing him from his bolthole required the assistance of a truck, drawing a deluge of memes and jokes at his expense on social media.Bet it was one of those new Toyota trucks Hillary delivered to her ISIS buddies.
They also said the preacher issued fatwas for the execution of scholars and clerics who refused to pledge allegiance to ISIS, and incited people against the security forces. The hefty mufti reportedly weighed around 300lbs at the time of his capture – and was so heavy that he couldn’t be taken away by car, and instead had to be loaded into the back of a flat-bed truck.
Although I can't confirm this, senior WH sources have told me that the president is in mourning over the capture of his good friend fiend Al-Nima. But they assured me Al-Nima will get to keep his personal copy of the TALMUD, signed by his good friend, Israeli PM Nuttyahoo.
President Trump has cancelled all afternoon meetings, since he will be "Sitting Shiva" for his dear friend.