Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Former President Obama to Work Selling Used Cars


New York--Former President Obama has secured a job selling used cars at 'Honest John's Used Cars Emporium & Aluminum Siding Sales' based in Barf County, Oklahoma. The owner of Honest John's, Billy Bob, said he was more than happy to hire the ex-president.

"Damn, that Obama is so slick, he could sell ice cubes to Eskimos. He can spin a lie so skillfully, Obama even believes the lie, and man, that's salesmanship! In a way, selling used cars is similar to Obama's presidency. Shiny and cool on the outside, like our used junkers, but a piece of shit on the inside where it counts. But Obama will be able to push these clunkers onto clueless fools, uh, I mean our dear, valued customers," said Billy Bob.

When asked about the investigations he was under for fraud and deception, Billy Bob said, "Hell, once Obama gets here, he'll be able to squash those silly investigations, which are without merit, just some bored prosecutors looking for something to do. If they get too nosy, Obama can have his Secret Service detail take them out!"

At press time, it was reported that former First Lady Michelle was looking at some upscale trailer homes to buy one for her family in the Barf County area, according to her real estate agent Paula Jones.

This is Seymour Butz reporting for AZHO.

Here are 1,342 well sourced examples of Obama’s lying, lawbreaking, corruption, cronyism, hypocrisy, waste, etc
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The President Who Wasn’t There: Barack Obama’s Legacy of Impotence


Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Playing the anti-Semite Card! Don't Leave Home w/o It!

As the late Israeli politician and Minister of Education Shulamit Aloni said in 2002, anti-Semitism is “a trick; we always use it. When, from Europe, if someone is criticizing Israel, we bring up the Holocaust. When, in this country (USA), people are criticizing Israel then ‘they are anti-Semitic’. And the organization is strong and has a lot of money and the ties between Israel and the American Jewish establishment are very strong and they are strong in this country…

“They have power, money, media and other things and their attitude is Israel my country right or wrong… They are not ready to hear criticism. It is very easy to blame people who criticize certain acts of the Israeli government as anti-Semitic and to bring up the Holocaust and the suffering of the Jewish people and that ‘justifies’ everything we do to the Palestinians….”

You want to produce evidence showing that the war in Iraq was largely a creation of the Neoconservative movement, which has created a fifth column in the United States? Well, you are anti-Semitic. You want to criticize Israel for continuing to obliterate civilians and grab their land in the Middle East? You are anti-Semitic. You want to write scholarly studies showing that the Israel Lobby has been a disaster for the United States? You are anti-Semitic.
And if you have the decency to protest against the Israeli terror masters and that voice finds others willing to speak out?

Beware, for the Zionist terrorists have their own 'Final Solution."
As Israeli military historian Martin van Creveld put it in 2003:

“We possess several hundred atomic warheads and rockets and can launch them at targets in all directions, perhaps even at Rome. Most European capitals are targets for our air force…. We have the capability to take the world down with us. And I can assure you that that will happen before Israel goes under."
That was before Germany gave all those subs to Israel and America gave Israel those nuclear-tipped Tomahawk cruise missiles, so now Israel can take out both the East and West coasts of America.

Count the number of LIES the King of the Terrorists, Bibi Netenyahu, utters...


In 'Stolenland,' the most rabid, violent and supremacists, the settlers, are slowly taking over the government. When those wackos gain control of the military, then Condi Rice's fear about mushroom clouds popping up will become a reality.

And it will be Israel nuking the planet to teach us GOYIM a lesson.

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Do You Have What it Takes to be an IDF Officer?

IDF Officer Promotional Exam

1.) Your unit is engaged in a 'peacekeeping' operation in Gaza, when you notice a building that has withstood IAF carpet bombing. The building seems to be filled with wounded Gazans, mostly women and children.

What do you do?

A) Radio the IAF and have them send in a flight of F16's to finish the job.

B) Radio the IAF and have them send in a flight of Apache helicopters so they can use their Gatling guns and level the structure.

C) Call an IDF artillery barrage down on the building.

D) All of the above.

2.) IDF Command is needing an 'excuse' to invade southern Lebanon. Your unit today consists of your trusted Ashkenazi First Sergeant and 6 Ethiopian grunts that have been temporarily detailed to your squad.

Your unit sneaks into southern Lebanon, but meets no roving patrols that you would allow to 'kidnap' the Ethiopians.

What do you do?

A) Slit the throats of the Ethiopian IDF troops and scrawl Arabic symbols on their bodies, then make an 'anonymous' call to our friend at the CNN Tel Aviv bureau.

B) Machine gun the Ethiopian IDF troops and leave the AK47's used for the task behind, then make an 'anonymous' call to our friend at the CNN Tel Aviv bureau.

C) Dress up like Arabs and sneak back into Israel, find the nearest village and shoot a few of the Jewish inhabitants while recording the vicious 'Arab' attack against peace loving Jews on your cell phone and make an 'anonymous' call to our friend at the CNN Tel Aviv bureau.

D) All of the above.

3.) Your squad has been dispatched into southern Lebanon to setup and fire some Shin Bet made Qassams back into Israel. You notice two elderly Lebanese several hills over, picking olives.
However, nothing is ever as it seems and we all know you can't trust the Lebanese.

What do you do?

A) Radio the IAF and have them send in a flight of F16's to eliminate the Lebanese spies.

B) Radio the IAF and have them send in a flight of Apache helicopters so they can use their Gatling guns and take out the sneaky Lebanese saboteurs.

C) Call an IDF artillery barrage down on the orchard.

D) All of the above.

4.) Your squad has been detailed to riot control in the West Bank. When manning your post, you notice several Hasidic Rabbis leading a large crowd of 'peace' loving Chosen Ones carrying baseball bats, axe handles and M16's. They set upon a Palestinian farmer's house and drag the residents outside, where they start beating them and setting fire to their olive groves.

What would you do?

A) Let your squad continue on with the day's entertainment; the rape of a 15 yo Palestinian girl.

B) Tune in your IDF issued comm radio to a soccer match.

C) Pass out cigarettes to your squad that is taking a break from the festivities.

D) All of the above.

5.) While pulling a 24 hour tour of duty in a guard tower situated on the West Bank security fence, you notice thru your binoculars about a kilometer away several Arab shepherds, appearing to be tending their flocks.
Since nothing is what it seems and Palestinians are not to be trusted, what do you do?

A) Radio the IAF and have them send in a flight of F16's to eliminate the Palestinian spies.

B) Radio the IAF and have them send in a flight of Apache helicopters so they can use their Gatling guns and take out the sneaky Palestinian saboteurs.

C) Call an IDF artillery barrage down on the shepherds and their flock of suicide-vested sheep.

D) All of the above.

6.) You are in charge of a hand-picked unit that has setup a sniper post in the Golan Heights, with orders to shoot anything that moves across the border in Syria.
While faithfully carrying out your orders, you realize a busload of Palestinian school kids have somehow crept up on you and have been observing your unit carrying out its glorious orders.
Since nothing is what it appears to be and we all know Palestinian schoolchildren can't be trusted, what do you do?

A) Radio the IAF and have them send in a flight of F16's to eliminate the spying schoolchildren.

B) Radio the IAF and have them send in a flight of Apache helicopters so they can use their Gatling guns and take out the sneaky 5th grade saboteurs.

C) Call an IDF artillery barrage down on the school bus and its inhabitants.

D) All of the above.

7.) Our country is being sabotaged by a sneaky US president who dare utter a word repugnant to Israeli's, peace. The IDF has been tasked to eliminate all talk of peace in the ME.

What would you do?

A) Kidnap a West Bank teenager, shot him full of drugs, strap an Israeli made suicide vest on him and turn him loose in a crowded market and detonate the device.

B) Kidnap a Gazan truck driver and his vehicle and shoot him full of drugs. Pack the vehicle with high explosive and tie the drugged driver to the steering wheel. Using your GPS remote driver device, steer the dynamite laden truck into a crowded market place full of G-d's Chosen and detonate the device.

C) Dress your unit up like they were West Bank Arabs. With the Shin Bet providing cover, charge into a crowded market and shoot up the place, shouting Allah Akbar, then retreat under Shin Bet cover fire and leave the AK47's used behind on some dead Palestinians that were harvested from one of our jails.

D) All of the above.

8.) While rounding up Palestinian teenagers, who we all know are terrorists, you shoot a couple of reluctant Paleo teens in the leg and stomach. While laying there seriously wounded, begging for help.

What would you do?

A) Cordon off the area and get rid of any likely cell phone cameras.

B) Finish off the rats by putting at least two rounds from your assault rifle into their terrorist skulls.

C) After shooting the Paleo terrorists, drop some IDF issued 'throw-away' knifes near the dead bodies and then let your CNN buddies film the staged event.

D) All of the above.

If you have correctly answered D to all of the above questions, you are the kind of homicidal maniac Glorious Israel needs! You have passed the IDF Officer Exam and will soon be commanding a front line unit in our never ending war against the Untermenschen!!

Congratulations on becoming an officer in the world's 'Most Moral Army!'

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