Wednesday, April 16, 2008

DoD announces that the Israeli flag will now be draped over American coffins

White House News

The Department of Defense today issued a press release that stated that henceforth, the state flag of Israel, the Star of David, will replace the Stars and Stripes now being used to drape over caskets of American dead coming home from the Israeli Theater, or as it's more commonly known as, the Iraq War.

"Bennie" Netanyahoo, the Pentagon spokesman, said that this was the least the country could do, in order to pay homage to the bravery of the Israelis and the sacrifices that Israel has endured as a result of the U.S. invading Iraq based on intelligence supplied by Israel.

Netanyahoo said every red-blooded American should still stand erect, and salute the Star of David, just as if it were the American flag.

He added "Not a day goes by on a Tel Aviv Beach and not a night passes in one of our trendy bars on Dizengoff Street without one of the sun worshippers or one of the bar patrons toasting Israeli luck in having America fight its wars." Netanyahoo said. "This time for reflection cuts enormously into the Israeli party life and as such, should be given some type of memorial, if not some type of award or honor, like draping the Star of David over the caskets of Americans killed fighting for Israel in Iraq."

"Americans", added Netanyahoo, "Should be feel honored that their kids are fighting and dying in a war fought for Israel."

When asked what he thought of this change by the DoD, the Israeli PM, Ehdiot Olmert said, "It's very good for Israel... Well, it's not good, per se, but it will generate immediate sympathy for Israel."

DoD said that the U.S. Congress was putting together a several billion dollar aid package for Israel, to compensate Israel for the time, trouble and material used in making the Star of David flags, which are imported by Israel from China.

Netanyahoo said President Bush had issued Executive Order 1984-666 to change federal law in order for this flag substitution to take effect and that the president was glad to be in bed with the Israelis on this issue, together beating off "evil-doers" world wide.

And that the president realized that since Israel was helping America shoulder this load, that America would be more than happy to take an Israeli load.

5 comments:

  1. Far out!

    All those years of brainwashing by the Zionist owned press is paying off.

    Wonder how many of those polled know about Israel's savage and brutal attack against the USS LIberty?

    Think the people that know about that attack think favorably of Israel?

    And when the truth finally comes out about 9/11, what do you think those people will think of Israel then?

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  2. LOL! Of course it has nothing to do with "brainwashing". It has everything to do with the fact that Americans know that jihadis are shit for them too.

    The Paleos allied themselves with the Nazis in WWII (and before), and they allied themselves with the USSR after WWII. This was BEFORE the US and Israel were allies.

    The truth is already out about 9/11:

    PALESTINIANS MUSLIM ARABS CELEBRATE 9-11-2001

    Americans know it.

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  3. AS A FORMER SGT. OF MARINES... WITH THREE OVER SEAS TOURS TO IRAQ IM AM DOWN RIGHT DISGRACED TO EVEN THINK OF CONSIDERING THE FACT OF PLACING ANY OTHER FLAG OVER MY SHOE BOX OTHER THAN THE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE... "BUSH" NEEDS TO BE SHOT IN THE DAMN HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOHHRAAAAAHHHHH

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  4. The Five Dancing Israelis Arrested On 9-11

    A Mossad surveillance team made quite a public spectacle of themselves on 9-11.

    The New York Times reported Thursday that a group of five men had set up video cameras aimed at the Twin Towers prior to the attack on Tuesday, and were seen congratulating one another afterwards. (1)

    Police received several calls from angry New Jersey residents claiming "middle-eastern" men with a white van were videotaping the disaster with shouts of joy and mockery. (2)

    "They were like happy, you know … They didn't look shocked to me" said a witness. (3)

    [T]hey were seen by New Jersey residents on Sept. 11 making fun of the World Trade Center ruins and going to extreme lengths to photograph themselves in front of the wreckage. (4)

    Witnesses saw them jumping for joy in Liberty State Park after the initial impact (5). Later on, other witnesses saw them celebrating on a roof in Weehawken, and still more witnesses later saw them celebrating with high fives in a Jersey City parking lot. (6)

    "It looked like they're hooked in with this. It looked like they knew what was going to happen when they were at Liberty State Park." (7)



    Why were these Israeli's celebrating? They were celebrating the successful operation they helped pull off that day against America and the WTC, now known as "9/11."

    This is a small sample of the BS that Israel is up to in the ME and here in America as they connive, plot and plan to pull off another 9/11, that will point towards Iran.

    And again, America will be pushed into fighting another of Israel's "existential" enemies while you Israeli's celebrate in Tel Aviv how clever you are to get Chrstians and Muslims to fight one another.

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