Hemorrhoid to be named after Rep. Michele Bachmann, says AMA

Washington--The American Medical Association today announced they were naming a newly found hemorrhoid after Minnesota Republican Congresswoman Michele Bachmann.

Dr. Ima Putz, AMA head, said the recently found hemorrhoid is a "particularly nasty one, that is resistant to all forms of surgery and medication. You could say the "Bachmann Anusitis" is a real pain in the ass, and you'd be correct."

Pictures of the impossible to ignore or get rid of "Bachmann Anusitis"


"My sympathy is with anyone who has a Bachmann Anusitis stuck on their rectum, since it's very painful and always oozing puss from its mouth-like maw. So far, the only remedy is to remove the microphone from the Bachmann Anusitis to get it to close," said Dr. Putz.

Dr. Putz added that the AMA's main concern is that Bachmann Anusitis doesn't go viral and turn millions of normal anuses into infected "Bachmann Anusitis" assholes come November 2012.

Another Orwellian Nightmare: Proclaiming Justice to the Nations

Michelle (America 'cursed' by God 'if we reject Israel') Bachmann, congresswoman from MN, brings her crack pipe tour for Israel to Nashville on Sunday at the National Religious Broadcasters Convention.

She will be the keynote speaker at the International Christian Prayer and Action Dinner for Israel sponsored by Proclaiming Justice to the Nations.