Thursday, October 20, 2016

Football Weekend in America

Every American football player and their male fans secret fantasy?


Since the sacred American football season, and by that I mean high school, college and pro football is upon us, let's look into a typical American home, dutifully watching and worshiping with awe the football game on their 55" HDTV:

We see Jim Goyim, sitting in his extra-large Lazy-Boy, with a large bag of chips on one side and a beer in his hand. Here's what's on the TV:

"Football, football, football, yeah, aren't you envious of us good-looking jocks, getting paid astronomical salaries to describe a game a two-year old could understand? Don't forget to ogle our hot-looking babe announcer. Don't even think it bub. Football, football, football and now a commercial break:"

"Drink more beer, eat more pizza..Drink more beer, eat more pizza..Drink more beer, eat more pizza..Drink more beer, eat more pizza..now back to the Big Game!"

"Football, football, football, now let's go to our smokin' hot babe anchor, Sam S. and get her opinons...Sam? "Mmmm, purr, purr, purr, mmmmm, purr.. Yeah tubby, only in your dreams...mmmm, purr, purr."

"Thanks Sam, now for another commercial break!"

(From the home we hear Jim's wife telling him if he's going to stare to the damned TV all day, she's going shopping. Now back to the game)

"Want to score a hot-lookin' babe? Buy a new sports car, make sure it's got the biggest you-know-what on the block. Can't afford to buy one? Borrow lots of money, buy the car and score!!! Borrow money, buy the car and SCORE!!!!! Yes, that's right, SCORE just like in football!!!"

"Football, football, football, Coach, what's the secret to winning this game? Well, we'll have to score more points than the other guys!" "Thanks coach for that deep insight. Football, football, football...Time for another commercial!"

"Drink more beer, eat more pizza, borrow money, buy a new car and SCORE!!!!! Drink more beer, eat more pizza, borrow money, buy a new car and SCORE!!!!! Drink more beer, eat more pizza, borrow money, buy a new car and SCORE!!!!! Drink more beer, eat more pizza, borrow money, buy a new car and SCORE!!!!! '

"Football, football, football, oh look, here comes a flight of F-16's overhead, protecting our freedoms! Football, football, football, let's go to the field camera to scope out the young, teeny-bopper cheerleaders, Wow, how about that shot, GOY? Football, football, football..."

#13--WE DECEIVE WORKERS

3. In order to distract people who may be too troublesome from discussions of questions of the political we are now putting forward what we allege to be new questions of the political, namely, questions of industry. In this sphere let them discuss themselves silly! The masses are agreed to remain inactive, to take a rest from what they suppose to be political (which we trained them to in order to use them as a means of combating the GOY governments) only on condition of being found new employments, in which we are prescribing them something that looks like the same political object. In order that the masses themselves may not guess what they are about WE FURTHER DISTRACT THEM WITH AMUSEMENTS, GAMES, PASTIMES, PASSIONS, PEOPLE'S PALACES .... SOON WE SHALL BEGIN THROUGH THE PRESS TO PROPOSE COMPETITIONS IN ART, IN SPORT IN ALL KINDS: these interests will finally distract their minds from questions in which we should find ourselves compelled to oppose them.
From the "THE PROTOCOLS OF THE LEARNED ELDERS OF ZION," GOYIM, now STFU and get back to work and don't forget to breed the proper number of cannon fodder replacements!

8 comments:

  1. Football is played in a three hour span
    Game starts at 1.Ends at 4
    Sometimes a little longer.
    4 quarters at 15 minutes each.
    That is 1 hour of gametime
    The clock keeps running during certain portions,except at the two minute warning which may take thirty minutes to play.
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    That means they play for thirty to fourty minutes of gametime.
    I never timed it but if your bored some day,try timing actual game time.
    You are right about commercials,commercials,commercials.
    I can switch to another channel at commercial and then come back to the game four minutes later and they are still running commercials.
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Watching football is like watching paint dry.
    I do not partake in watching football.
    You forgot to mention tailgaiting.
    I live in New England territory
    People get buses or big whatever and transform it into a party bus.
    They put logos on it,everyone knows its destination and you drive to the field early and it is one big party.
    Everyone is cooking food and drinking booze and visiting other peoples party.
    Northerntruthseeker always talks about the falling economy and failing dollar.
    You know how much it costs to go to these events?
    Red Sox for baseball and football Patriots.
    They are there loyally spending there three to five hundred dollars and drinking there beer.
    The beer drinking not as bad at baseball,but football is just a pile of drunks ambracing there day
    All that for thirty minutes of gametime football
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    I prefer to bang my head against a wall.
    But all the working class people shell out there money and enjoy it.
    It is a winning mentality up here and they are all brainwashed from the talking heads of sport chatter.
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Even the woman love there football.
    I do not care for woman who embrace this violent sport.
    I was a victim of a football thug,and i loath the sport and everything it portrays.
    It is barbaric and violent
    Just like Amerikans
    thank you

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  2. Excellent Greg,
    I had a good laugh all the way through. Much needed these days and delivered w/#1 sarc.
    It's so bloody obvious once the light bulb goes on. If only we controlled the string to the bulb.

    US building a military base in israel. Saw it at Russia site and they said source is Janes, so probably true.

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  3. eeeeeeeew....fuckball is so gay! oh wait....i'm gay. Anywhoo, I wouldn't watch it for a nano second. let all the closeted weirdos have all the fun.

    Recently saw in a report that NFL viewership is down, due to SF 49ers QBack colin kaepernick's (george soros funded/supported) black lives matters fake tear jerking protest.

    That's not all......grin

    They are having lady caca opps gaga perform at the upcoming superbowel

    Nope, I wouldn't be watching that either.

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  4. NFL viewing is down, because it's become such a joke, with obviously staged plays and phony referee calls to change the outcome, pleasing Las Vegas, but not fans.

    Last time I watched a 'Stupid Bowl' was about 20 years ago at a party, mainly because I had bet some money, not for entertainment.

    Lady Gag Gag at the SB? And they wonder why viewing is down. They're tossing the older fans overboard, trying to get the next generation hooked and it ain't working.

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  5. You want to talk about gambling.
    No i do not watch but have watched,for some people would say your running your mouth or keyboard as i hit keys.
    That is the best part of football,long time ago i wagered but never watched,just the ten minute ticker that they had while i watched the little amount i did.
    A lot of games comes right down to the spread,so much so,you could question why in the world did they do that?I could of just made my ffffin doughI just got torched.
    Around here,including my brothers and sisters,they do pools where they just pick the winner,everyone puts in there picks and there entry fee and whoever gets the most right,gets the pool.
    So it is a whole subculture of something to do,bonding,gossipping on there picks and watching the scoreboard all day to see what happens.
    If people understood these clowns make so much is because they purchace the merchandise,go to the games,they hate top players but they all go and boo which makes no sense,it does if you watch the movie Celtic pride,they kidnap the star player so there team can win and just the dialogue will make you think.A cool stupid movie
    A must see if you hate sports,Daymon Williams,i think thats his name plays the jock and the stuff he says to the jock worshipping a holes was cracking me up,makes yeh loathe the jock even more.
    Gambling gambling gambling gambling i need another pick,i just lost the one oclock game,i gotta plunk some dough on the four oclock game.
    Those are the ones who use bookies.
    If you just study trends and listen to sports radio and have great instincts of who is gonna win.
    You can make some serious dough if you know what you are doing.
    But gambling is a hustler institution,designed to make money.
    Like they are building a casino around here,northerntruthseeker keeps saying the dollar is gonna fall,the economy sucks,maybe in Canada,which is what happened when Bush fleeced the country,and i said to him,it is a paradise around here,who the heck is gonna blow there dough at a casino??Times are tough??hahahahah right northern,come to Massachusetts or taxachusetts as some may say.
    They are tearing down a low income building unit,kicking all the tenants out to build high priced condos hahahahahahahah yep the economy is tanking.I think this diversity might have something to do with it,taking all the intruders.
    More people on the monolopy board,means more money being exchanged???
    agree or disagree
    Around here they are confident
    they are already thinking superbowl for New England
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  6. The link for Celtic pride movie
    The first fourty seconds is worth the watch.
    The good lines is when they have him kidnapped.
    A stupid movie with great lines insulting jocks

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EmYTYunBjg

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  7. This is what it is all about
    Get your brewsky and drink up and check to see if they get up.
    hahahahahahaah
    complete sickness
    barbaric
    that is why these clowns are ticking timebombs

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-1MQ0Cnbhs

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  8. Football on Sunday has replaced going to Church. Sports, are a religion in itself. People get loud and excited just like in church services. Why, there is even a phrase called "Hail Mary" in sports lingo.

    People think that Romans were barbaric when they threw slaves, Christians, and other trained warriors in the Coliseum for enjoyment of the masses.

    People are no different today. Yet they consider themselves civilized while endorsing mass murder on people of foreign nations.

    This seems to be the standard in American thinking.

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