"Uhhhh, uhhh.... FOX is a news channel? Damn, I dun thought my cable company made a mistake and was giving me a soft core porn channel for free!!
"But you say it's an actual news channel and the FBI says I should watch Glenn, the rodeo clown and alcoholic? Why? I'd much rather watch the morning news on FOX where they always have a hot-lookin' blonde babe siting front and center with a skirt hiked up so high you can almost see her.... And the camera guy always points the lens right at her thighs so me and millions of others like me can fondle our crotch and fantasize about hot sex with some gorgeous smokin' hot blonde who would just do ANYTHING to please me and wouldn't say anything about my beer gut that's the size of Buick or my slovenly appearance.
The FBI Tells Americans to Watch Fox News, Glenn Beck, and Rush Limbaugh for REAL NEWS
Oh yes, Faux news … G_D’s chosen network and watch out for those evil muslims!
ReplyDeleteDon't think I've ever watched beckenstein for more than two mins. His evil smirky face gave me the creeps to change the channel quickly.
Beck's definitely weird. I don't know if he's just a clownish turd floating around in Sir Rupert's toilet bowl or he actually believes what he's saying.
ReplyDeleteHere's a females view on beck; he looks like a big chubby 5th grader in a suit, it's like watching Baby Huey. Comical! I have never listened to him without laughing! Does it looks like he even shaves? No! He is compensating!
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